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The Only Ted Cruz Ad You’ll Ever Need

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted?

The original: And now, the rip-off: Plagiarism! Swear to blog, besides not being original, it’s not even as good as Reagan’s, and that’s setting a pretty low bar. Perfectly timed though for the debate at St. Ronnie’s crypt. But then … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink, Ted Cruz Edition

The fact checkers weigh in: Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz only told the truth about a toilet: “…But when Politifact decided to highlight the profiles of these various [CPAC]speakers, it reminded me of just how … Continue reading

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The Ted Commandments

Thou shalt have no other Teds before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any Kenyan Muslim Socialist image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Congress. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord of Ted … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“I’m not serving in office because I desperately needed 99 new friends in the U.S. Senate.” –Ted Cruz, high-pitched whining again. And it’s a good thing he didn’t need 99 friends, because he probably now has 99 enemies in the … Continue reading

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A King Is Crowned

Rafi, um Teddy, maybe now your balls will finally drop.

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