Snip!
Recent Comments
Professor Pupdog on Bad Signs, Cont. distributorcap on Bad Signs, Cont. paul fredine on Sometimes Fox Informs Its View… Richard on News That Will Drive You To… CalicoJack on Great Signs, Cont. Snip!
Snip!
Snip!
Electoral Vote
Tag Archives: When Will Ted Cruz’s Balls Drop?
As If You Need Another Reason to Hate Facebook
I am reminded again of all the reasons I deleted my Facebook account—sorry Mark, but I never wanted to be the product YOU sell to advertisers. It’s not just the weird bigoted rants from crazy people or the occaisional former … Continue reading
Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz
What part of suicide belt does this drooling fuckknuckle not understand?
The Morning Quote
From the unpardonable National Review Online: “It is utterly unbefitting of a president to be engaging in those kinds of personal insults and attacks, and you know he also, he talked about how he was belittling the Republican field as … Continue reading
Let’s Talk About The Weather With Ted Cruz!
Lick a finger and stick it up… This is like watching two not-very-bright toddlers babble at each other on a play date. Also/too: Cruz’s voice just makes me cringe.
Bed Wetting With Ted Cruz
The very moral Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz decided to bring some of his trademarked fire and brimstone rhetoric to the campaign trail and made a little girl cry: “It is now or never,” he … Continue reading
Your Three-Martini Stupid
The high-pitched squeal of Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz continues.
One Lump of Stupid, or Two?
Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz wins the morning with his usual high pitched squealing and banal braying: Cruz suggested Wednesday that if the department shuts down because the president vetoed a funding bill that included … Continue reading
Posted in immigration
Tagged Homeland Security Department, Ted Cruz, When Will Ted Cruz's Balls Drop?
1 Comment
The Morning Quote (so far)
“Well, Bob, with all due respect, I don’t agree with the premise of your question. Throughout the government shutdown, I opposed a government shutdown. I said we shouldn’t shut down the government. I think it was a mistake that President … Continue reading
The Afternoon Quote
“President Obama should take his broken promises tour elsewhere so Texans can continue focusing on the solutions that have allowed our state to become and remain the nation’s economic and job creation powerhouse.” –Ted Cruz, who seems to be unaware … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 