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Egrets, Ayatollah Ted Has Had A Few
If you can make it through the really bad coach-in-the-locker-room speech by the chunky white dude at the beginning, to listen to the high-pitched whine of Wilma Ballsdrop Ted Cruz’s voice, you will hear perhaps the only honest thing Cruz … Continue reading
Ayatollah Ted Has New Endorsements!
Ayatollah Ted is “thrilled to announce such outstanding endorsements from Ohio leaders. These are some of Ohio’s top conservative leaders and they add to our incredible list of courageous conservatives from all across the Buckeye State.” Ooh! So who endorsed … Continue reading
He Seems Nice, Part Infinity
Some Fries with your stupid, Ted Cruz Kevin Swanson, our favorite fetus-fondling god-botherer who as you may recall said that he would roll around in cow poop and sit on the steps rather than attend the wedding of a gay … Continue reading
Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz
And we are now at the point of The 2016 Goat Rodeo where the going has gotten weird and the weird have turned pro. The Ayatollah Ted is our case study this morning. Let’s listen in as he just starts … Continue reading
The High-pitched Whine of Ted Cruz, Cont.
Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood The man with Joe McCarthy’s good looks and Richard Nixon’s sweat glands, Ted Cruz wanted us to feel sorry for him, again: “I would note that the last four questions have … Continue reading
The Afternoon Quote: Regrets, He’s Had A Few
“[T]he senator acknowledged that a number of his colleagues had to unexpectedly change their weekend plans, and he apologized to them for inconveniencing their personal schedules,” Cruz spokeswoman Catherine Frazier said in an email. “That was not his intention; as … Continue reading
Want a Second Helping Of Fries With Your Stupid
"Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government. — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 10, 2014 Jeebus, Cruz is as dumb as he looks and he has accepted a shit-ton of … Continue reading
The Nut Falls Not Far From The Tree
Ted Cruz’s Dad Calls US a “Christian Nation,” Says Obama Should Go “Back to Kenya” The whole piece is full of rich material, and it does explain where the high-pitched bitch squealer gets some of his nuttier ideas, and completely … Continue reading
News Briefs
News you can use all day Dreams Come True – When he’s not busy yelling that Harry Reid is an asshole (and helping fellow Xristian Xrazies hide their mistresses), Sen. Tom Coburn is dreaming of a world where Sequestration cuts … Continue reading
Pheasant Pluckers
Successful hunt! Perfect fall opening day of pheasant season here at the "Hole N the Wall", Akron, Iowa. pic.twitter.com/edPI9Pp81o — Steve King (@SteveKingIA) October 26, 2013 I still don’t think that high-pitched bitch squealer Ted Cruz is going to enter the … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 