Tag Archives: Tucker Carlson

Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

You cannot make this s*** up Petunia and Pals’ C-Team led by Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson had on their Catholic Priest friend Father Jonathon Morris to defend child-molesting impresarios Josh Duggar and the duggaring … Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson Wins The Morning Quote!

In which we learn that there is a new front in the Culture Wars, thanks to Petunia & Pals B-team host Tucker Carlson. Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

Shorter Tucker: Don’t Call Me Misogynist Over My Brother’s ‘Email To This Chick’ “He wrote back a pretty nasty response. He accidentally hit reply all, and sent it back to her. So she, recognizing a publicity opportunity, sent it to … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Death of the Media None-too-bright A-list blogger Mickey Kaus quits vanity press The Daily Caller after he is shocked to learn from Tucker Carlson, the hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and owner of that rag that Kaus cannot write anything … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson shows us again why we laugh at him and not with him: Another Win the Morning for Petunia & Pals’ B-Team!

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‘That’s entirely different. Never Mind’

The Death of the Media Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson’s little scandal sheet on the web kinda-sorta made a retraction: “Correction: The original headline on this op-ed was wildly inarticulate and perverted the meaning of … Continue reading

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One Lump Of Stupid Or Two?

It’s Monday, and you know that means Tucker Carlson is serving our coffee as the host of the B-team Petunia and Pals (said it first, Charlie): “Christianity is the reason we don’t have slavery in the world today. I mean, … Continue reading

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Another Fail For Tucker Carlson

That dancing fool, hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson shows us how light on his feet he is as the weekend host of B-Team Petunia and Pals: Oops. His guest likes the Affordable Care Act. Tucker … Continue reading

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The Sunday Quote

Putunia and Pals weekend B-Team (said it first, Charlie!) continues to impress with hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson commenting on Y’all Qaeda’s victory over Duke University: “There’s nothing inclusive about Duke,” he insisted. “Notice they’re … Continue reading

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One Lump or Two of Stupid?

Petunia and Pals’ B-Team (that’s mine, Charlie!) does it again, as hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson defends his white privilege using white privilege.

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