Tag Archives: Tom DeLay

The wheels of justice slowly grind

5 years later, Tom Delay’s trial moves ahead… in Texas where he will not only be acquitted, they will probably name a school after him. Anyway… The Republican was indicted in 2005 on charges he illegally sent $190,000 in corporate … Continue reading

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please, Please, PLEASE!

Mooselini’s daughter, the notorious abstinence educator and single mother, and proprietress of her own consulting company, will be on Dancing with the Stars! We’re hoping that the Bugman will return to the program. It would be a dream come true … Continue reading

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Maybe he should audition for Glee?

Sweet Jebus! This is horrible stuff, it ought to come with some sort of parental warning. Yes, that’s Tom DeLay. God, did he mug a barbershop pole for that shirt? UPDATE 1: DeLay quits! CONTEST: What should we suggest to … Continue reading

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A life skill that will serve him well in prison

Tom DeLay dances to Wild Thing, and you can be sure after those hips his dance card will be full at the pen.

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