Tag Archives: The high-pitched squeals of Ted Cruz

Egrets, Ayatollah Ted Has Had A Few

If you can make it through the really bad coach-in-the-locker-room speech by the chunky white dude at the beginning, to listen to the high-pitched whine of Wilma Ballsdrop Ted Cruz’s voice, you will hear perhaps the only honest thing Cruz … Continue reading

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The Only Ted Cruz Ad You’ll Ever Need

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The Morning Quote

“I’m not serving in office because I desperately needed 99 new friends in the U.S. Senate.” –Ted Cruz, high-pitched whining again. And it’s a good thing he didn’t need 99 friends, because he probably now has 99 enemies in the … Continue reading

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News Briefs

News you can use all day Greg Proops discusses how SCOTUS Justice Fat Tony doesn’t read any news from the liberal media. Eat for this is my lard ass – Texas theocrat and high-pitched squealer Ted Cruz tells us that … Continue reading

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