Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Ayatollah Ted Has New Endorsements!

Ayatollah Ted is “thrilled to announce such outstanding endorsements from Ohio leaders. These are some of Ohio’s top conservative leaders and they add to our incredible list of courageous conservatives from all across the Buckeye State.” Ooh! So who endorsed … Continue reading

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No Honor Amongst Theocrats

It’s an odd horse-race story: Yahoo! News has one up that compares and contrasts the woes of Texas’s indicted theocratic nitwit secessionist Rick Perry against that other theocratic nitwit named Rick: Frothy Santorum. It seems that they both lost a … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cruz?

Hey guys, remember that time Arkansas State Sen. Justin Harris re-homed his adopted kids—whom he thought were demon-possessed—to a rapist, as Jeebus instructed? Harris is getting the Power of Courage award at a Ted Cruz fundraiser hosted by the Family … Continue reading

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Tiger Beat On The Potomac Wins The Morning!

2016 Goat Rodeo Update (Thanks Charlie!) Insiders: Ted Cruz hurt most by Trump candidacy It’s another one of their barely-sourced, breathless and gossipy middle-school note-passing thingies, but it’s one we should all like. In it, author Katie Glueck tells us … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Ted Cruz called me. And I don’t know why I’m meeting him, to be honest.” (Politico)

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Tiger Beat on the Potomac Wins The Morning!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wins the morning with an excerpt from Ted Cruz’ book, From Doubles Tennis to Internet Porn: My Year as a Supreme Court Clerk. “Most of the justices were in their 60s or older. … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cruz?

Your Morning Stupid Ted Cruz finds a novel way to deflect questions about Marriage Equality and gay rights in general: “Is there something about the left — and I am going to put the media in this category — that … Continue reading

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The Sunday Morning Quote

“My office has reached out to the Pentagon to inquire about [Jade Helm 15] exercise,” Cruz, a Texas senator, told Bloomberg at the South Carolina Republican Party’s annual convention. “We are assured it is a military training exercise. I have … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

“Historically, the economy has grown 3.3 percent a year since World War II,” he said. “There are only two four-year periods where growth averaged less than 1 percent: 1978 to 1982, coming out of the Jimmy Carter administration, and 2008 … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

In which we learn that you can take the boy outta Cuba, but you cannot take the Cuban outta the boy. Continue reading

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