Tag Archives: South Carolina

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Wingnuttia?

Hey guys, remember the other day after a white supremacist killed nine black people in Charleston South Carolina’s historic Emanuel AME Church and pretty much the entire nation told The Confederacy to get over it after 150 years and take … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bobby Jindal?

The “Anywhere But Louisiana Tour” continues: “Just a day after the legislative session ends this week, Gov. Bobby Jindal will be heading to South Carolina to participate in a massive prayer rally similar to the one he held at LSU … Continue reading

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The Smart Bush Goes to SC… And Steps On a Rake

Nikki Haley Governor of that seething hotbed of unbridled lust, South Carolina was the host for a campaign visit from NotChimpy today. And so where did she take The Smart Bush, you ask? Why, to a battered women’s shelter, of … Continue reading

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South Carolina, A Land Of Contrasts

So what is the news from South Carolina, the seething hotbed of throbbing, unbridled lust? They had a debate for the gubernatorial contestants, which is kinda perform before handing the crown and scepter over to the Republican Nikki Haley. The … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

“I can honestly say I have not had one conversation with a single CEO about the Confederate flag.” –Rumored blogger-banging (eww, gross!) South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley tells us why she doesn’t need to remove the Confederate Flag from the … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio Dances Around the Rake

Cuban-heritage fabulist, and grandson of an illegal immigrant Marco Rubio decided that the 2016 Goat Rodeo was more important than a long-held principled position on immigration, and so he rebukes and scolds the DREAMer Kids when they showed up to … Continue reading

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Bad (political) Ads

What part of innocent until proven guilty do you not understand, South Carolina? This is the entire foundation of our legal system. What do you think attorneys do to earn their living?

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Today in Narcissism

An update from the Palmetto state via NY Magazine: According to Jenny [Sanford], she had already told [ex-husband] Mark she would be taking a pass on the [Congressional] race the day before, at the funeral of a mutual friend. So … Continue reading

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Here Comes the Snide…

We here at the innernets intersection of Snark and Spitball Mock, Paper, Scissors if truth be told are nothing if not a bit sentimental, and perhaps a tad romantic, and it is with that thought in mind I bring you … Continue reading

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Miss Lindsey Graham: Do I suck?

Ho! Ho! Ho! The Senator from the Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, South Carolina, Senatoress Miss Lindsey Graham, made a funny, and made André Bauer a little twitchy and moist.

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