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Your Daily Gohmert

Imagine for an instant if Screwie Louie actually were a journalist formulating questions to ask a 2016 Goat Rodeo contender: “Everybody else wants to ask that question of, ‘Gee, would you have gone into Iraq if you’d known what you … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

It’s not as funny as Alaskastan’s Ted Stevens’ A Series of Tubes… …but it is just as out of touch with reality.

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Because Everyone Loves A Good Apology

Screwie Louie apologizes for blaming the GOP broads for the failure of passing an abortion ban: “I have nothing but respect for the females in our conference,” continued Gohmert, noting that he disliked how they were put in this position, … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Gohmert?

Shorter Screwie Louie: he should just paraphrase Freud: “What do broads really want?” But here’s what he really said: “Most of the conference was 100 percent in favor of the bill that was going to be brought to the floor. … Continue reading

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Never-Buy-Gribenes-From-a-Mohel Award Goes To…

Screwie Louie, who recently was awarded the “Deep East Texas Legislator of the Year 2015” by his constituents: Congressman Louie Gohmert was recognized as the “Deep East Texas Legislator of the Year 2015.” The award is given biannually to a … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

It’s like watching two 2-year olds on a play date babble at each other.

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Your Daily Gohmert

I’m certain that if Screwie Louie competed against a sack of doorknobs on Jeopardy! that he would lose.

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Stupidularity, Otherwise known as the “Scheisskopf Radius” Has Occurred

The Blog’s old pals, One-L, Screwie Louie, and Cruz Missile participated in David Barton’s WallBuilder’s Pastoral Briefing in Sodom and Gomorrah East, Washington DC. There’s not a chance that we can survive this much stupid in one place.

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D’Souza: From 0 to Godwin in Under 60 Seconds

Documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA celebrates Screwie Louie’s birthday by addressing the birthday party thusly: D’Souza praised [Screwie Louie} for representing “the kind of American spirit, and fortitude, and good sense, but also practicality that’s very … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert – UPDATED

Today, Screwie Louie mathematically proves the existence of Gawd. UPDATE: Scissorhead Bluegal sends us an exciting update from Business Insider!

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