Tag Archives: Scott ‘Hot Ham’ Walker (R-Koch Industries)

Scott Walker’s 3-Martini Stupid & POP QUIZ!

Scott Walker, the wall-eyed git hired to enrich the Koch Brothers answer is so completely empty (Our Lady of Merlot would have us believe that this is brilliant, disciplined, politicking), it is impossible to know that he was actually being … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Clarification, Jindal-Style!

As you may recall, last week when Mayor Torquemada, er, Rudy Giuliani stepped in it and tracked it through the GOP, he got rapid support from Y’all Qaeda’s favorite boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal: “The gist of … Continue reading

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In Which Scott Walker Is Explained To Us By…

…Our Lady of Merlot Ann Althouse: Those of you who think that he’s a neophyte, that he hasn’t yet learned how to step up to answering a question. You don’t get it. You are a neophyte. You haven’t yet learned … Continue reading

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The Event Horizon Of Stupidity Has Occurred

The Schiesskopf Radius happened: Scott Walker met with Donald Trump.

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Change the topic! UPDATED

We mentioned last week that it was a mistake to go after Scott Walker’s lack of a college degree, and while we don’t want to take a victory lap about that, he’s lauded by the paste-eating mouth-breathers, right now, this … Continue reading

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Punting the Punter

The WaPo wrote an article today that seems to have had the equivalent of staring into the gorilla cage, As Scott Walker mulls White House bid, questions linger over college exit, as the pooh-flinging has been instantaneous: Joe Cunningham / … Continue reading

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Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood (part infinity)

The now-famous quote made by the wall-eyed git Scott Walker, middle-manager of one of the assets to better enrich the Koch Brother is getting a lot of attention this morning: Walker talked about some of the death threats made against … Continue reading

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As Walker Runs, Pundits Say Bush Stumbles

It seems that the 2016 Goat Rodeo narrative was supposed to be the battle of the titans Willard v. NotChimpy, and then The Stench spoiled it all by dropping out. So the conventional wisdom was then supposed to be that … Continue reading

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The Mouth-Breathing Paste-Eaters Have Spoken. Sort Of.

Open mic at the Pride of Iowa’s ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King’s so-called Freedom Summit have yielded an interesting, though useless statistic via CNN: As of 9AM my time, here is a ranking by number of views of the … Continue reading

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The Hill Handicaps The 2016 Goat Rodeo

Oh, come-on now! I think that The Hill is trolling us: 13 Republicans most likely to win WH The list includes all the current 2016 Goat Rodeo Contenders in the following sequence: Sen. Rand Paul (Ky.) Paul would not have … Continue reading

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