Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

New Year’s Resolution FAIL

OK, one of my resolutions was to keep posts about Mooselini to a minimum, and I already had one yesterday and it looks like this is another: Sarah Palin ‘rambles incoherently’ in Iowa after teleprompter freezes… a day after she … Continue reading

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Word Salad Served Literally Fresh

I debated putting up another Sarah Palin because I hate rewarding grifters. But when I listened to Mooselini’s free-verse Poetry Slam I stopped fighting it.

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Sunday Brunch: Claim Chowder With Word Salad

I should have seen this one coming: Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin responds to criticism of posting Trig, the likable Palin® standing on the back of—and I’m not making this up—Jill Hadassah, the family dog. PETA wrote: … Continue reading

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The 3-Martini Stupid

It’s from Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin of course. She posted on her powerful facebook page a quick story about how you can turn every block into a stepping stone, and then posted pictures of Trigg the … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has assembled from spare words she found around the turkey slaughter pen, another, um, essay? Anyway, it seems that The Kenyan Usurper has insulted women by saying women should have better pay … Continue reading

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Well, Mooselini’s Not A Scientist, Fer Sure

“The global warming hysteria is to this century what eugenics was to the last. So much of it is junk science that will inevitably be discredited once the hysteria dies down and actual science prevails.” –From Sarah Palin’s MyFace Place

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Bristolnacht, Cont. #PalinBrawl

< The Smoking Gun has the police report. Heh. The reports list Bristol Palin, 23, as a suspect, her brother Track, 26, as a victim, and Sarah Palin and her husband Todd as witnesses. A third Palin child, 20-year-old Willow, … Continue reading

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From the Double-Wide Gazette

Palin Clan Reportedly Involved In Epic ‘Dog Pile’ Fistfight At Snowmobile Party There is just no limit to the thanks I give to Grandpa Walnuts for bringing The Narcisist Borealis to our national attention, and literally suggesting that this nitwit … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin must have spent some time at Annapolis as one of her five of so colleges from which she did not earn her degree, and she takes to the awesome power of her … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin gives us our Labor Day tossed salad to go with our grilled steaks as she gives us the history of the Labor Movement, thanks blue collar workers, tells us that Taaaaaaahd was … Continue reading

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