Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 10, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Alaskastan’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is supporting Vulgarmort tosses some word salad at Ayatollah Ted (emphasis mine): * Where’s information on any Cruz success whilst in his short, half-term U.S. Senate seat, … Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill Kristol?

Posted on January 22, 2016 by

Excellent from @secupp: "The Sarah Palin I knew in 2008…would have seen through Trump’s charlatan candidacy." https://t.co/yZradyLGFV — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 21, 2016 As Gawd is my waitress, this is the Trifecta of stupid: Bill Kristol cites SECupp’s remarks on … Continue reading →

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Only in America…

Posted on January 19, 2016 by

…can you have a failed VP candidate become a successful reality teevee personality who can endorse a reality teevee personality who is now a presidential candidate. Maybe Schrödinger’s Candidate will weigh in from the multiverse where anything is possible.

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Palin to Endorse… Palin

Posted on January 19, 2016 by

Vanilla ISIS Donald Trump is hinting that today he will get a YUGE endorsement, probably from Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Wingnuttia is flinging poo already: Cruz aide: ‘Deeply disappointed’ if Palin endorsed Trump I think it … Continue reading →

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Again, History Repeats Itself, Again

Posted on June 24, 2015 by

We are sad to report that Fox News has once again cancelled their contract with Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Oh, the humanity! Reports Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!): “Fox News will not renew its … Continue reading →

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The Company You Keep

Posted on May 22, 2015 by

(Click to see a rogues gallery of people who pal around with child molesters) Guilt by association is unfair, but let’s face it: someone, somewhere made the calculation (before the bombshell confession of Josh Duggar’s child molesting ways) that it … Continue reading →

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on May 14, 2015 by

Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For My VP And thus we prove once more that a drowning man will swim to a sinking ship. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

Posted on April 18, 2015 by

“Jeb Bush, defending his efforts to keep alive Terri Schiavo, a brain-damaged woman, when he was governor of Florida, suggested on Friday that patients on Medicare should be required to sign advance directives dictating their care if they become incapacitated. … Continue reading →

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Have You Seen This Woman?

Posted on February 15, 2015 by

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has gone missing from her internet channel ($9.95/month, bitches!) for the past 10 days. Last seen grifting the rubes.

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One Lump of Stupid, or Two?

Posted on February 5, 2015 by

Palin to speak at CPAC “Gov. Sarah Palin possesses a unique ability to speak directly to the American people,” American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp said in a statement Wednesday announcing her appearance. Well, that was insulting.

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