Tag Archives: Santorum

The Softer Side of Santorum (Eww, Gross!)

In which we remind ourselves that you can take the lube out of the Sanorum, but Frothy will always be a dick. Continue reading

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Claim Chowder: Santorum-style (ew, gross!)

Hey guys, remember that time that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick ‘Google Me’ Santorum told us that all of the jobs created since the year 2000 (all 6 million of ’em) went to legal immigrants and no … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs – Early Edition

News that will drive you to drink Convicted former House Majority Leader and the Pride of Texas Tom Delay tells us that First Lady Michelle Obama is pushing for racism, because: why not? Let’s be thankful for Santorum! – That … Continue reading

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Rick Santorum has mellowed?

You may recall Li’l Ricky Santorum who so famously worried about man-on-dog action as his pretext to deny gay people their civil rights and liberties: We have laws in states, like the one at the Supreme Court right now, that … Continue reading

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2012 Goat Rodeo Update: Li’l Ricky’s in!

CBS is telling us… Santorum spoke at an invitation-only thing for Catholic leaders and when asked about running for President said, Six months ago I would not have spent ten seconds on your question, but it’s not six months ago. … Continue reading

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