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Shorter Cardinal Douthat

“If only the hippies had not discovered sex, there would be no poor people.” That idea makes some people on the left angry. As they see it, it’s money and only money that Murray’s Fishtown and Putnam’s hometown lack and … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Ross Douthat, Boy Reporter

Anatomy of a Column he door to the boudoir shut with a definite click and Ross Douthat heard the lock set. Once again Abbie, his long-suffering wife, condemned him to sleep on the couch. Alone. “You know,” he shouted at … Continue reading

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Shorter Ross Douthat:

“Assimilation is the upside of discrimination.” What an assrocket.

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Shorter Ross Douthat:

One gets the feeling that if he just tries a little harder, Douthat will be eligible for AARP benefits before he reaches the ripe old age of 30. Nevertheless the young hound is on his porch, metamucil in hand, and … Continue reading

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Ross Douthat: When Feminism was in Flower

It was bound to happen. That young hound, Ross Douthat, today writes that the primaries last Tuesday mark the beginning of true feminism: When historians set out to date the moment when the women’s movement of the 1970s officially consolidated … Continue reading

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Ross Douthat hates designer genes

Terrible Xristian Xrazy scold and noted Momma’s Boy, Ross Douthat, has decided that somehow or other, children that are born from fertility treatments (read sperm and egg donors) have some sort of fundamental inferiority complex, because they are engineered. It’s … Continue reading

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Shorter Ross Douthat:

“Let’s give each other reach-arounds, Rand!” In eight-hundred tedious words, The Neckbeard lubes up and spurts out a self-serving column that tells us how Rand Paul should have, could have, and would have avoided the charges of latent racism. Douthat … Continue reading

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Shorter Ross Douthat:

“The other pope did it too, kinda.”

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Ross Douthat writes another children’s fable.

The ol’ Neckbeard lubed up and banged out another one. Er, column that is. And it is a douzie. You see, he doesn’t like the new Matt Damon flick, The Greenzone, because it does not cover the shades of gray … Continue reading

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The story behind the story of Douthat’s Elf Column

Anatomy of a column Mock, Paper, Scissors obtained this exclusive footage of Ross Douthat “researching” his Elfin column. (Errr, or maybe I made another movie.) And now you know…

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