Tag Archives: Rick Santorum

No Honor Amongst Theocrats

It’s an odd horse-race story: Yahoo! News has one up that compares and contrasts the woes of Texas’s indicted theocratic nitwit secessionist Rick Perry against that other theocratic nitwit named Rick: Frothy Santorum. It seems that they both lost a … Continue reading

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Santorum Is On Everyone’s Lips (ew, gross!)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us… Cash-strapped Rick Santorum campaign reshuffles staff “Campaign manager Terry Allen, Iowa state coordinator Jon Jones and digital strategist Steve Hilliard — Allen’s son-in-law — departed several weeks ago, leaving the … Continue reading

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Wednesday, Santorum Will Be On Everyone’s Lips

2016 Goat Rodeo That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum is expected to announce his entry into 2016 Goat Rodeo on Wednesday. Stealing his thunder, much-loathed former NY Governor George Pataki saddles-up a goat on Thursday. And … Continue reading

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The Company You Keep

(Click to see a rogues gallery of people who pal around with child molesters) Guilt by association is unfair, but let’s face it: someone, somewhere made the calculation (before the bombshell confession of Josh Duggar’s child molesting ways) that it … Continue reading

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Santorum Is On Everyone’s Lips (Ew, Gross)

What is that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum shoving down our throats today: (Raw Story has the transcript—the audio is pretty poor.)

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One Lump of Stupid or Two

In which the 2016 Goat Rodeo Contenders distinguish themselves with bigotry. Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

That speaker talking to the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum is the voice of the Republican party. She is the end-product of Lee Atwater’s little experiment, gently poached in Hate Radio conspiracy theories. Notice how Frothy … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter, Rick Santorum has enough weapons-grade hate that he is now attacking legal immigrants. Let me ask you a question. Since 2000 there have been a little over six million net new jobs … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“The words ‘separation of church and state’ is not in the U.S. Constitution, but it was in the constitution of the former Soviet Union. That’s where it very, very comfortably sat, not in ours.” –That theocratic frothy mix of lube … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid

“Germany prior to the Nazis getting there was a very religious country, was a Christian country. It was a very sophisticated country” “Same thing here. You think it’s just impossible for that to happen in America. And maybe it is, … Continue reading

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