Tag Archives: Rick ‘3-Departments’ Perry

The Sunday Talkies

Posted on March 1, 2015 by tengrain

All the usual suspects will be saying all the usual BS, but when I was scanning to see who the PowerHouse-Pundit Panels would be today, one network stands alone for potential hilarity: (CNN) Rick Perry, former Texas Governor and a … Continue reading →

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Bobby Jindal’s Hate-a-thon is this weekend, what can we expect?

Posted on January 23, 2015 by tengrain

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta Cindy Jacobs tells us what happened when theocratic nitwit secessionist Texas Gov. Rick Perry had his big prayer rally kick-off for his 2012 Goat Rodeo campaign. Oh yeah: he ended up … Continue reading →

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Thank-you Jeebus: Rick Perry 2016 Goat Rodeo Edition

Posted on November 29, 2014 by tengrain

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Texas Gov. Rick Perry is inviting hundreds of prominent Republican donors and policy experts to a series of gatherings next month that are intended to rebuild his damaged national brand and lay the foundation … Continue reading →

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Here’s a Shocker

Posted on November 11, 2014 by tengrain

With their eye possibly on the White House, Rick Perry and Scott Walker agree that governors make better presidents than members of Congress. But what makes it better: “May or June would be my guess when I’ll made a decision … Continue reading →

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Quick! Hide Under The Bed!

Posted on October 8, 2014 by tengrain

I don’t often give props to Fox News, but now and then one of their hosts (usually the women with law degrees) stops the BS: Those 10 ISILSisters were probably carrying jugs of the ebowling juice in their prayer robes … Continue reading →

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He Forgot How To Spell “Alles”?

Posted on September 2, 2014 by tengrain

Now indicted theocrat secessionist nitwit Rick Perry had the word “Uber” written on his hand as he addressed the Koch Brothers’ Americans for Prosperity conference. No one knows why, but I’ll go with product placement from the ubiquitous car service, … Continue reading →

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Here’s Your Eggs With a Side Of Texas-Sized Stupid

Posted on August 25, 2014 by tengrain

“I am confident we will ultimately prevail, that this farce of a prosecution will be revealed for what it is, and that those responsible will be held to account.” –Theocrat Nitwit Secessionist Rick Perry. The stupid part? “The Texas Penal … Continue reading →

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What if Rick Perry is smarter than we think?

Posted on August 17, 2014 by tengrain

What if Rick Perry is smarter or at least more cunning than he is generally given credit for being… in our post about Texas politics, we gave some background information about how the Republicans, state-wide, have been itching for years … Continue reading →

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Texas Politics: A Primer – UPDATED

Posted on August 16, 2014 by tengrain

Austin, Texas’s capital, is the Berkeley of that state, decidedly blue in a red sea. Travis County, where Austin is located, elects their county attorney who in turn oversees criminal cases in Austin. They have a special prosecutorial agency that … Continue reading →

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Uncle Rick’s Old Fashioned Frothy Salad Dressing

Posted on January 3, 2012 by tengrain

Rick Santorum, who is perhaps the most sex-obsessed candidate to ever run for President, is poised for a big night (and wide stance) in Iowa. If the 2006 Pa. Senate contest loser (by 18 points) wants to keep the momentum … Continue reading →

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