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Tag Archives: Rand Paul
Full-Facepalm
Sorry for the lack of funny today, but this news story really got me: A group of 47 Republican senators has written an open letter to Iran’s leaders warning them that any nuclear deal they sign with President Barack Obama’s … Continue reading
Opening Schroëdinger’s Box With Rand Paul
And so once again, it is time to see where Schroëdinger’s Candidate Rand Paul stands on the issues of the day in his very, principled, Libertarian way. Today’s topic: Marriage Equality. Is he for it or ag’in it? And so … Continue reading
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Is This The Tweet That Launched a Thousand Flying Monkeys? UPDATED
What'd ya think of the #NetanyahuSpeech, Rand? http://t.co/vFjhUADQQf pic.twitter.com/4yPBcga7NI — National Review (@NRO) March 3, 2015 You see, Y’all Qaeda doesn’t think that Schröedinger’s Candidate Sen. Rand Paul was clapping enough or with enough enthusiasm as Wingnuttia listens to Israeli … Continue reading
Breaking:
Schröedinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul wins the CPAC straw poll for the third year in a row! I propose we cut everyone’s taxes, from the richest to the poorest, Paul said. Paul’s senior adviser Doug Stafford did not have further details … Continue reading
‘Embarassing Thing Your Family Espouses For $100, Alex’
The 2016 Goat Rodeo’s famous plagiarist, immigrant-dodging land-speed record holder and shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL, the Schröedinger’s Candidate has to do something about his secessionist Daddy Goldbugs: “I would like to start off by talking about the subject and … Continue reading
On Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Paul?
Schrödinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul is renowned far and wide for his unique ability to use social media to troll his foes (and even has hired staff to do it), so it is rare that he steps out of the box … Continue reading
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The Stupid: It’s Catching
Oh, lord love a duck, Ebola researcher and infectious disease public health expert Chris Christie seems to have infected other potential GOP 2016 Goat Rodeo contenders. Carly ‘Fire’em All’ Fiorina said: “I think there’s a big difference between — just … Continue reading
The Rake-Stepping Continues!
Senator Big Gulp Marco Rubio continues to plod about flat-footed as his more nimble 2016 Goat Rodeo contender Sen. Aqua Buddha Rand Paul trolls him, and throws more rakes in the yard. So here are Rand Paul’s tweets followed by … Continue reading
The Hill Handicaps The 2016 Goat Rodeo
Oh, come-on now! I think that The Hill is trolling us: 13 Republicans most likely to win WH The list includes all the current 2016 Goat Rodeo Contenders in the following sequence: Sen. Rand Paul (Ky.) Paul would not have … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink: Rand Paul Edition
We keep reminding everyone that famous plagiarist, immigrant-dodging land-speed record holder and shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL is the biggest fraud in the Senate (and that takes some doing), but here’s more evidence: Despite claiming that he opposes “changing any … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 