Tag Archives: Rand Paul

The Company You Keep

(Click to see a rogues gallery of people who pal around with child molesters) Guilt by association is unfair, but let’s face it: someone, somewhere made the calculation (before the bombshell confession of Josh Duggar’s child molesting ways) that it … Continue reading

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Opening the Box With Schrödinger’s Candidate Rand Paul

Let’s see what the man who is on all sides of all issues is up to today! Today, while not at Cal Berkeley, Rand Paul wants to liberate universities from the liberal menace and make them a welcoming place for … Continue reading

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Crowd-Sourcing Scandals

Schrödinger’s Candidate Rand Paul is just lookin’ fer a little help, you know, for his campaign: “Do you have additional information about the Clinton Foundation accepting foreign contributions?” a page on Paul’s campaign website reads. Users can then enter their … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Paul?

In which Debbie Wasserman Schultz replies to the Aqua Buddhist. Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

In which we are reminded what a jerk Tom Tancredo is. Continue reading

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The Morning Quote, Rhett or Ashleigh Edition

In which Senatorette Hucklberry Closetcase shows her bitchy side. Continue reading

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The Many Positions of Schroëdinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul

He’s not different, he’s a fraud. Let’s see, Rand Paul has taken these positions: Privacy – He says that he wants to dismantle the entire NSA, but then he had to go on record and vote to reform it and … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Paul (UPDATED)

In which we see the new 2016 Goat Rodeo logo and slogan of Schroëdinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul. Continue reading

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Let’s Open Schroedinger’s Box with Rand Paul!

In which Sen. Rand Paul, Schroedinger’s Candidate, is both silent on principle and loquacious because there is no topic on which he cannot take both sides. Continue reading

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Let’s Go Shopping With Rand Paul

Let’s open the box with Schroëdinger’s Candidate Rand Paul! He’s calling for an additional $190B in defense spending, which as you know is a principled position to take when he previously has called for cutting defense spending. And as always, … Continue reading

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