Tag Archives: Phyllis Schlafly

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Frank Gaffney at Breitbart remembers Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly as only he can: “Tough as nails and classily feminine.” Sweet Jeebus!

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She Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly is having none of it: the filthy, mooching, swarthy, furriners caught up in the flooding in Louisiana can just learn to read English if they wanted some damn help: This month’s catastrophic … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

It seems that self-loathing award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly has a crush on the misogynist short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump (thanks Spy Magazine!): “Mount me,” Phyllis Schalfly didn’t warble in lower than usual vocal range. “I can be … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly urges Congress to pass a symbolic resolution affirming the special status of opposite-sex marriages “…Therein lies a first response: Congress should formally recognize the dignity of opposite-sex married couples and resolve to protect that … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ms. Schlafly?

Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly has nothing for praise for Elsa, She-Wolf of the Nazis Ann Coulter’s newest book-like thingie, Adios America! “Ann Coulter lives up to her reputation of issuing warnings and political comment that nobody else dares … Continue reading

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More News From The Front: The War On Women, Cont.

Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly explains why we should limit the number of women who go to college, you know, so the woman who do go to college can earn their Mrs. Degree? http://www.eagleforum.org/radio/3min/audio/2015/feb15/psr_02-24-15.mp3

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Your 3-Martini Stupid

Suppose the pay gap between men and women were magically eliminated. If that happened, simple arithmetic suggests that half of women would be unable to find what they regard as a suitable mate. Obviously, I’m not saying women won’t date … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly takes to the pages of World Nut Daily to propose NEW MATH ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES: Long ago when I went to college, campuses were about 70 percent male, and until 1970 it was still … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

This morning’s Aspertame comes to us via World Nut Daily, with ancient hate goblin Phyllis Schlafly. President Obama’s looming executive action on immigration reform represents a Fort Sumter-type moment, according to conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly. Schlafly at first considered comparing … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs

News straight-up Misogynist harpy Phyllis Schlafly agrees with homophobic hate peddler Stan Solomon that there is a media cover-up of a plan to snatch kids from conservatives and give them to gay males to sexually abuse. Pack Your Bags! – … Continue reading

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