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Shorter Noonan:

“The Republicans let Ronnie down, but the Dirty F***ing Hippies are still wrong on everything.” Dame Peggington Noonington of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons, royal scribe of Lord Rupert, doth say that the Iraq clusterf*** haven given offense to thine Republican sensibilities, … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column ne Carte, s’il-vous plaît,” Peggy Noonan said as the suave man in the dinner jacket sat down at the Baccarat table opposite her at Shel Addison’s Casino. Noonan tried to keep her cool as the man … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was splayed out, face-down, at peace with the floor of her office when the phone rang at the crack of eleven AM, and caused her to open one bleary, bloodshot eye. Wondering where the … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan awoke with a start and discovered to her chagrin that she was in a multiplex theater of some sort, about to watch a debased entertainment of some sort, and in her hand was a … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan stepped up to the open mic at The Chelsea Pier to tell her joke, cunning and short and cute. She had just heard it that morning as she was being frisked at her favorite … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan picked up the princess phone in her boudoir at The Aviary 2 (her expansive new upper Eastside penthouse, so chic) to make a phone call and said to the dial tone, “Well Rupert, are … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan lifted her head up off the desk at the Aviary 2, the clever name she gave to her new Penthouse in the sky (so expansive, so chic), paperclips and sticky notes adhered to her … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

In today’s episode, Rupert Murdoch sends Peggington Noonington to sleep-away camp to teach punditry to some of his up-and-coming stable of, er, pundits. Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan put the handset back in the cradle of her pink princess phone in the boudoir of the Aviary 2 (the upper east-side Penthouse she bought for nearly $2M in the spring, so spacious, so … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan completed watching the “Death Valley Days” marathon on her old black and white Philco television set in the back bedroom at the Aviary 2, the name she christened the new Penthouse (so large, so … Continue reading

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