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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Tweetstorm Scarlet O’Noonan was sitting on the porch of Peckerwood, her ancestral in the deep South of Brooklyn, when she got the news that war! War! WAR!!1! had broken out: Washington National Cathedral to remove stained glass … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan opened a bleary eye and gasped. “They’ve found me again,” she murmured to the cardboard cutout of Ronald Wilson Reagan, the greatest president of the last half of the last century, maybe the greatest … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Honest-to-Thor, there must have been a Captain Morgan two-for-one sale and the pineapple crop came in early or something, because her treatment of a Hillary BioPic is just completely unhinged: “The dramatic template they’ll use is the life of Eleanor … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Noonan on Monday

“Can I say one of the problems is that the establishment, if you will, of the Republican Party, including, say, its consulting class nationally and its presidential candidates, what they’re trying to do is hit the target of what they … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan swanned into the Bush Library Opening Gala, an elegant woman languidly riding a crest of self-confidence and self-entitlement, a woman in her prime. Sphinx-like she looked about the ballroom to see all the familiar … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column he doors of the Naples, Florida Walmart glided open, and Peggy Noonan glided in, majestic, like the Queen Mary entering the port, an elegant woman languidly riding a crest of self-confidence. She swanned into the store … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan woke up startled, gasping for air, her flannel nightgown clammy and cold (and mysteriously on backwards). She had had the dream. Again. It always started off pleasant enough: She was in the oval office … Continue reading

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Peggy Noonan Writes a Blog Post!

Once again, we have our lady of the words Peggington Noonington, official scribe to the Republican Party, offering sound advice to the GOP on what to do about a problem like Willard: Time for the party to step up. Romney … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonon opened one bleary blue eye and surveyed the scene about her: the remains of the party tent flapped in the breeze, a jumble of white folding chairs like so many elegant cranes standing awkwardly … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was enjoying a leisurely Mai Tai (so cool, so refreshing) sitting in the first class cabin of the jumbo liner bound for Tampa, her ample calves stretching out before her as she wiggled her … Continue reading

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