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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan decided to meditate, and assumed the Lotus position. Perhaps she could contact the other side if she just concentrated, she thought. On her yoga mat, she began chanting, “Rummmmmm, Rummmmm, Rummmm” which only made … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures Of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was in the semi-finals—the very semi-finals!—at her new favorite watering hole The Chelsea Pier. “B-9,” she said with steely reserve. “Hit!,” shrieked the Nancy Reagan impersonator (“complete with five-o’clock shadow, just like the real … Continue reading

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Peggy Noonan Goes to Wyoming and Rides a Horse

Good lord, she’s parodying herself now. Tenderfoot doesn’t really like to be in a place where there aren’t a lot of . . . witnesses. She’s from the city and knows the canyons of downtown, the watering holes of the … Continue reading

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I bet they find it…

…in Noonan’s bedside drawer, next to the lube (but I’m only guessing): WARSAW, Poland (AP) — Police were searching on Wednesday for a vandal who damaged a bronze statue of Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II in the Polish … Continue reading

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Whenever I watch Peggington Noonington…

Death of the Media …on the Sunday Talkies, I always get the impression that she just woke up from a three-day Mai Tai binge and just starts rambling to the pink elephant: Now, when it is so obvious that she … Continue reading

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Shorter Noonan:

“The Republicans let Ronnie down, but the Dirty F***ing Hippies are still wrong on everything.” Dame Peggington Noonington of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons, royal scribe of Lord Rupert, doth say that the Iraq clusterf*** haven given offense to thine Republican sensibilities, … Continue reading

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Peggy Noonan Writes a Blog Post!

Once again, we have our lady of the words Peggington Noonington, official scribe to the Republican Party, offering sound advice to the GOP on what to do about a problem like Willard: Time for the party to step up. Romney … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column ne Carte, s’il-vous plaît,” Peggy Noonan said as the suave man in the dinner jacket sat down at the Baccarat table opposite her at Shel Addison’s Casino. Noonan tried to keep her cool as the man … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was splayed out, face-down, at peace with the floor of her office when the phone rang at the crack of eleven AM, and caused her to open one bleary, bloodshot eye. Wondering where the … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan awoke with a start and discovered to her chagrin that she was in a multiplex theater of some sort, about to watch a debased entertainment of some sort, and in her hand was a … Continue reading

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