Tag Archives: Paul Ryan

Granny-Starving for Speed and Accuracy

In which we learn that the solution to structural poverty is to starve the Poors. Continue reading

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‘That’s Entirely Different. Never Mind.’

The biggest fraud in American Politics, the famous Zombie-eyed Granny-starver of note, Paul Ryan explains to us what Y’All Qaeda’s fall-back plan is if the Supreme Court guts the Affordable Care Act (as is much predicted): House Ways and Means Chairman … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat: Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Is Out

Notorious Snidely Whiplash wannabe Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Ayn Rand) has decided that he would rather inflict pain on the Poors and the Olds than be Preznint: “I have decided that I am not going to run for president in 2016,” … Continue reading

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Today in Zombie-Eyed Granny Starving

Paul Ryan tells us that he is not interested in running for president… well at least not yet: “The president thing, it doesn’t have to be me,” Ryan says with a shrug. “I just want us to win. I just … Continue reading

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In Which Paul Ryan Steps On A Rake

He makes it almost too easy: Ryan has found himself caught between his career-long obsession with cutting taxes for the rich and the problem of what happens to the revenue that would be lost. During the 2012 campaign, he swept … Continue reading

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I Bet Six Quatloos…UPDATED

Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan’s rehabilitation from the disastrous and near-career ending 2012 Goat Rodeo ride as The Stench’s running mate is running along on schedule. Today’s lavish testicle licking comes from The Week: “Paul Ryan’s 6 favorite books about economics … Continue reading

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It Must Be Summer Because Paul Ryan…

…is already singing that familliar tune: CHAIRMAN PAUL RYAN is at AEI this morning to present an anti-poverty plan, “Expanding Opportunity in America: A Discussion Draft from the House Budget Committee,” in a speech that pulls in his Jack Kemp … Continue reading

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Readin’, ‘Ritin’, Racism, Republicanism

Professor Krugman has a terrific column up at the NYTimes, that I think is required reading: There are many negative things you can say about Paul Ryan, chairman of the House Budget Committee and the G.O.P.’s de facto intellectual leader. … Continue reading

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News Briefs

News you can use all day http://rawreplaymedia.com/media/2013/1309/fox_ff_kilmeade_redskins_131014a.mp4 (Petunia and Pals) The Dumb One wants to know why the football team with a racial slur for a name needs to change their name now. It’s been a rollicking good time for … Continue reading

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The ambiguously gay may-december romance

The nuptials have been announced There was heavy negotiation to get Ryan ‘recruited’ but before the ‘hard’ campaigning starts – there is time to frolick in Key West Provincetown Fire Island Mykonos Branson

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