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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Wingnuttia?

Hey guys, remember the other day after a white supremacist killed nine black people in Charleston South Carolina’s historic Emanuel AME Church and pretty much the entire nation told The Confederacy to get over it after 150 years and take … Continue reading

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The Smart Bush Goes to SC… And Steps On a Rake

Nikki Haley Governor of that seething hotbed of unbridled lust, South Carolina was the host for a campaign visit from NotChimpy today. And so where did she take The Smart Bush, you ask? Why, to a battered women’s shelter, of … Continue reading

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South Carolina, A Land Of Contrasts

So what is the news from South Carolina, the seething hotbed of throbbing, unbridled lust? They had a debate for the gubernatorial contestants, which is kinda perform before handing the crown and scepter over to the Republican Nikki Haley. The … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

“I can honestly say I have not had one conversation with a single CEO about the Confederate flag.” –Rumored blogger-banging (eww, gross!) South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley tells us why she doesn’t need to remove the Confederate Flag from the … Continue reading

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South Carolina chooses new Governor Candidate and STD!

The people of South Carolina have spoken, and Nikki Haley, favorite of gross horney bloggers everywhere who hope to someday get lucky, is the new GOP candidate to be Naughty Governess of South Carolina! Will she be a fitting successor … Continue reading

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Dana Perino, cub reporter

The Death of Journalism Jimmy Olsen couldn’t have done better: hard hitting questions, deep and thoughtful analysis, distractingly shiney lip gloss.

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All the pretty people live in South Carolina, hotbed of unbridled lust

Think Progress We already got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion. — Sen. Jake Knotts (R-SC), discussing why he doesn’t support Nikki Haley It seems that Nikki Haley, besides being the … Continue reading

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South Carolina, hotbed of unbridled lust, cont.

It’s always hot and bothered in the land of Lindsey, André, and bad-haired GOP sex-lizard and notorious Appalachian trail hiking, amateur castanet playing Lothario, South Carolina Governor Mark “Kiss Me South of the Border” Sanford. And now that we have … Continue reading

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South Carolina, the land of lust

What do they put in the water down there, anyway? First we have bad-haired GOP sex-lizard and notorious Appalachian trail hiking, amateur castanet playing Lothario, South Carolina Governor Mark “Kiss Me South of the Border” Sanford and now his would-be … Continue reading

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