Tag Archives: Newticles

The Mouth-Breathing Paste-Eaters Have Spoken. Sort Of.

Posted on January 25, 2015 by

Open mic at the Pride of Iowa’s ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King’s so-called Freedom Summit have yielded an interesting, though useless statistic via CNN: As of 9AM my time, here is a ranking by number of views of the … Continue reading →

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Good News (sort of)

Posted on October 17, 2014 by

CNN’s dreadful show Crossfire is cancelled. What will Parker Warby spokesmodel S.E. Cupp and staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles do with their spare time? While we’d like to think that someone at CNN realized that their decision to kill it 10 … Continue reading →

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And a Child Shall Lead Them

Posted on June 27, 2014 by

The kid is a natural: A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative … Continue reading →

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Any golfers out there…

Posted on August 10, 2011 by

…explain to me: is this a double-eagle? Bag News Notes –TG (Hat tip: @JC_Christian via Twitter. AKA Patriot Boy, Jesus General)

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Shorter Newticles:

Posted on June 22, 2011 by

“I’m a narcissistic asshole.” Longer Newticles: I am very different than normal politicians, and normal consultants found that very hard to deal with. Rgds, Tengrain (The Note)

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Woman Hating Woman Still Hates Women

Posted on February 23, 2011 by

Phylus Schlafly has written another screed about feminism. The HuffPo have a Q&A, and I could not help but notice this exchange: Where were conservatives when the divorce rate got out of hand? Phyllis: They were quietly raising their own … Continue reading →

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Newt and Calista made a movie!

Posted on September 10, 2010 by

No, not that kinda movie, some sort of propaganda Islamophobia extravaganza! They are about as natural as the scenary. UPDATE: I kinda like this one better: UPDATE 2: Blue Gal kinda hates her, too.

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Pat Buchanan, Civil Libertarian

Posted on August 18, 2010 by

Crooks and Liars — at least it was a white pie. We have gone so deep in the silliness around the so-called Ground-Zero Mosque that the old racist, Pat Buchanan starts to sound like an elder statesman, and takes that … Continue reading →

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The Romantic Stylings of Little Newtie

Posted on August 11, 2010 by

From Gawker: “There’s somebody else, isn’t there?” She kind of guessed it, of course. Women usually do. But did she know the woman was in her apartment, eating off her plates, sleeping in her bed? She called a minister they … Continue reading →

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If Newt Gingrich is the answer, what is the question?

Posted on July 12, 2010 by

Oh, Lord, here we go again: Former U.S. House Speaker Newt Gingrich said Monday he’s seriously considering seeking the Republican presidential nomination and will announce his decision early next year. I’ve never been this serious — Little Newtie Gingrich That’s … Continue reading →

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