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The Mouth-Breathing Paste-Eaters Have Spoken. Sort Of.
Open mic at the Pride of Iowa’s ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King’s so-called Freedom Summit have yielded an interesting, though useless statistic via CNN: As of 9AM my time, here is a ranking by number of views of the … Continue reading
Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo
Tagged Iowa, Newticles, Scott 'Hot Ham' Walker (R-Koch Industries), Steve King, Ted Cruz
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Good News (sort of)
CNN’s dreadful show Crossfire is cancelled. What will Parker Warby spokesmodel S.E. Cupp and staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles do with their spare time? While we’d like to think that someone at CNN realized that their decision to kill it 10 … Continue reading
And a Child Shall Lead Them
The kid is a natural: A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative … Continue reading
Posted in Sex fiends, Wingnuttia, You Can't Make This Up
Tagged David Vitter, Jordan D. Haskins, Larry Craig, Mark Sanford, Newticles
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Any golfers out there…
…explain to me: is this a double-eagle? Bag News Notes –TG (Hat tip: @JC_Christian via Twitter. AKA Patriot Boy, Jesus General)
Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Adulterer, Newticles, sports, Wingnuttia
Tagged Callista, golf, Newticles
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Shorter Newticles:
“I’m a narcissistic asshole.” Longer Newticles: I am very different than normal politicians, and normal consultants found that very hard to deal with. Rgds, Tengrain (The Note)
Woman Hating Woman Still Hates Women
Phylus Schlafly has written another screed about feminism. The HuffPo have a Q&A, and I could not help but notice this exchange: Where were conservatives when the divorce rate got out of hand? Phyllis: They were quietly raising their own … Continue reading
Posted in sexism, snark, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies
Tagged Calista Gingrich, Cindy McCain, Feminism, John McCain, Nancy Reagan, Newticles, Phyllis Schlafly is a cunt, Ronald Reagan, Rudy Giuliani, Rush Limbaugh is an asshole
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Newt and Calista made a movie!
No, not that kinda movie, some sort of propaganda Islamophobia extravaganza! They are about as natural as the scenary. UPDATE: I kinda like this one better: UPDATE 2: Blue Gal kinda hates her, too.
Posted in Adulterer, Islamophobia, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies
Tagged blow jobs, Newticles
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Pat Buchanan, Civil Libertarian
Crooks and Liars — at least it was a white pie. We have gone so deep in the silliness around the so-called Ground-Zero Mosque that the old racist, Pat Buchanan starts to sound like an elder statesman, and takes that … Continue reading
Posted in Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies
Tagged Newticles, Pat Buchanan
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The Romantic Stylings of Little Newtie
From Gawker: “There’s somebody else, isn’t there?” She kind of guessed it, of course. Women usually do. But did she know the woman was in her apartment, eating off her plates, sleeping in her bed? She called a minister they … Continue reading
Posted in Adulterer, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies
Tagged Newticles
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If Newt Gingrich is the answer, what is the question?
Oh, Lord, here we go again: Former U.S. House Speaker Newt Gingrich said Monday he’s seriously considering seeking the Republican presidential nomination and will announce his decision early next year. I’ve never been this serious — Little Newtie Gingrich That’s … Continue reading
Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Adulterer, Newticles, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies
Tagged Newticles
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Mock Paper Scissors 