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News update from Levi Johnston!

Posted on April 23, 2009 by tengrain

CNN The seed donor of the youngest Palin (Tripp), Levi Johnston, appeared on the Living Museum of 80s Power Suspenders and cleared up so many mysteries around, well, stuff. King: When it began to be sexual and romantic [with Bristol], … Continue reading →

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From the Crayon-stained wretches department

Posted on April 22, 2009 by tengrain

Levi Johnston shopping tell-all to finance custody battle for son! – The National Enquirer Well, this ought to make Queen Mooselini of Alaskastan go nonlinear. UPDATE: The Living Museum of 80s Power Suspenders will have Levi and his sister, Trashella, … Continue reading →

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“Everyone says I did it to pander to you…”

Posted on April 17, 2009 by tengrain

AP “…you betcha, I kept the little waterhead!”

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Mooselini considered abortion…

Posted on April 17, 2009 by tengrain

The big story in Mooselini-land is how she chose life over abortion when she discovered that she was pregnant with a Down’s Syndrome child. As she is speaking to a Bible-thumping crowd, the Vanderburgh County Right-to-Life banquet — the country’s … Continue reading →

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Mooselini takes aim!

Posted on April 17, 2009 by tengrain

When we last checked in with our pal, the gun-toting, right wing Xristian Crazy, and grandmother of the little bastard Spatula, former Miss Wasilla and alleged Governor of The Great White North, Mooselini was championing Wayne Anthony Ross for her … Continue reading →

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