Tag Archives: Mooselini

One Lump of Stupid or… Just Take The Bowl, Palin

Much has already been made of it, but here’s Mooselini blaming the Kenyan Usurper for her son Trick/Truck/Trunk/Spatula arrest for domestic violence: “My son, like so many others, they come back a bit different, they come back hardened, they come … Continue reading

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Bristolnacht, Cont. The UnBristling #PalinBrawl

Alaskastan’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin’s daughter Brisket® decides, in print, to tell her side of what happened at Bristolnacht: First, the media said Trig was not really my mom’s kid. Then, they claimed my mom said “I … Continue reading

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Bristolnacht, cont. #PalinBrawl

Alaska’s part-time-governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has taken to the might pages of her MyFace Place and acknowledged, sort of, the fight in Alaskastan: My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin gives us our Labor Day tossed salad to go with our grilled steaks as she gives us the history of the Labor Movement, thanks blue collar workers, tells us that Taaaaaaahd was … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

From Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini’s MyFace page: No Drama Obama’s Summer Casual Agenda for America (or What He Didn’t Do On My Summer Vacation) There is absolutely nothing important going on in the world right now. …which … Continue reading

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Mooselini: Time to Unpeach The Kenyan Usurper!

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has written an exclusive word salad for Dead Breitbart calling for the impeachment of the Kenyan Usurper (and shame on the NYTimes for letting this exclusive slip through your fingers). Without borders, … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Please Mooselini, form a third party. (LGF also found Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter’s rant to be funny: “So it’s — it will be surprising, and yet perhaps not…”)

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News Briefs

News you can use all day (Tweetie) Steve Schmidt regrets giving Mooselini a national platform. Now Fear This – The high-pitched whine that is Sen. Ted Cruz says that the GOPers who told Chris Wallace to hammer him were fearful: … Continue reading

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Another World Leader Quits

Where have I seen this story before…?

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Iron Maiden to Meet Iron Lady, hilarity ensues

Mooselini is on her way to make sweet, sweet, photo ops with the UK’s fossilized remains from the ’80s, Lady Thatcher, who is the last known fascist to shake Saint Ronnie’s Dick, the sacred relic of the GOP. We assume … Continue reading

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