Tag Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

(UPDATED) The Days and Nights of Mike Pence

Posted on October 16, 2017 by tengrain

The New Yorker has taken the most un-NYer person alive, Mike Pence (A man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room), and profiles him. We presume they do this as some sort of lesson of what we … Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Gov. Pence

Posted on July 28, 2015 by tengrain

Where Are They Now Indiana Governor Mike Pence, the dumb as a stump and termite ridden Republican promoter of Indiana’s infamous We Don’t Serve Your Kind law was asked about a anti-discrimination law for LGBT people: “When asked whether he … Continue reading →

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Schadenfreude: It’s What’s For Breakfast

Posted on May 24, 2015 by tengrain

Our usual morning cup of stupid is interrupted by Mike Pence, so it is almost the same thing. Anyway, as you may recall dumber than a stump with just as many termites, Pence torpedoed his greater ambitions to be in … Continue reading →

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The Preznintial Timber of Mike Pence

Posted on April 15, 2015 by tengrain

In which we learn, again, that Mike Pence is really bad at his job. Continue reading →

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#Pence: You Know You Are In Trouble When…

Posted on April 1, 2015 by tengrain

In which we are reminded that fools go where Angels fear to tread. Continue reading →

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More #Indiana Fallout

Posted on March 30, 2015 by tengrain

In which we learn yet more bad news for Y’all Qaeda on the plains. Continue reading →

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Pence Speaks!

Posted on March 29, 2015 by tengrain

In which a stump of wood speaks! Continue reading →

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Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood (Part Infinity)

Posted on March 27, 2015 by tengrain

In which we learn that the real victims of discrimination in Indiana are the Xristians. Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two? UPDATED

Posted on March 26, 2015 by tengrain

Indiana Governor and part-time tool bench Mike Pence signed his much-coveted We Don’t Serve Your Kind law in a private ceremony this morning: Gov. Mike Pence signed a controversial “religious freedom” bill on Thursday morning during a private ceremony in … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on March 24, 2015 by tengrain

“The legislation, SB 101, is about respecting and reassuring Hoosiers that their religious freedoms are intact. I strongly support the legislation and applaud the members of the General Assembly for their work on this important issue. I look forward to … Continue reading →

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