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More Disappointment for Mark Sanford

Mark Sanford breaks up with fiancé, blames ex-wife Rep. Mark Sanford, R-S.C., announced Friday that he broke off his engagement to Argentine fiancee Maria Belen Chapur, saying on Facebook that he was forced to end the relationship because his ex-wife … Continue reading

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And a Child Shall Lead Them

The kid is a natural: A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative … Continue reading

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Here Comes the Snide…

We here at the innernets intersection of Snark and Spitball Mock, Paper, Scissors if truth be told are nothing if not a bit sentimental, and perhaps a tad romantic, and it is with that thought in mind I bring you … Continue reading

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South Carolina, the land of lust

What do they put in the water down there, anyway? First we have bad-haired GOP sex-lizard and notorious Appalachian trail hiking, amateur castanet playing Lothario, South Carolina Governor Mark “Kiss Me South of the Border” Sanford and now his would-be … Continue reading

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South Carolina, hotbed of unbridled lust (cont)

Things do happen fast in South Carolina. One minute you are hiking the Appalachian Trail, the next moment you having private Tango lessons and getting your castanets cleaned in Argentina. One moment you are holding a press conference, and the … Continue reading

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The Love that Wouldn’t STFU

Mark Sanford gets to keep his job in spite of being a GOP Xristian scold and notorious sex lizard (with bad hair) who abandoned his job and out-sourced his hanky-panky to Illegal immigrants! The GOP’s executive committee options were: • … Continue reading

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Who says the Argentine wants him?

AP I keep reading posts and articles that suggest our tangoing Lothario should just pack it up and move to Argentina to be with his fancy lady friend. And I keep wondering, would she want him? Let’s not forget that … Continue reading

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So what about that book deal?

It was supposed to be a treatise on his conservative bonifides, but now his book is cancelled. Dang. I was looking forward to his chapter on heavy equipment and wood in the morning, or the epic story of his castanets-playing … Continue reading

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