Tag Archives: Marco Rubio

The Morning Quote Is Best Served Cold, Marco

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, is the new sheriff in town. Let’s listen to his gentle lisping … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco

“If [the Federal Government] does shut down it will be because the Democrats and the President have shut it down because they insist that one organization receive federal funding.” (Tampa Bay Times) —Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, taking a page from … Continue reading

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The Quotable Marco Rubio

“I’m not interested in the back and forth to be a member or part of [Trump’s] freak show,” Rubio told NPR. “He is a very sensitive person. He doesn’t like to be criticized. He responds to criticism very poorly. He … Continue reading

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Rake-Stepping for Speed and Accuracy

Thwack! Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, Cold Warrior for a New Generation and favorite grandson of 78% of all GOPers over 65, tells us why he doesn’t want to lift the (1961) embargo on Cuba: “GOP presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio … Continue reading

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“Will There Be Cake?”

In which Marco Rubio brings a rake to the wedding chapel. Continue reading

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Two Helpings of Claim Chowder

JEB BUSH Says He Will ‘Never’ Speak Ill of MARCO RUBIO And inside the story: Big Gulp makes the same claim about The Smart Bush®. I’m sure we will revisit this, so marking it for Claim Chowder.

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The Death of the (Sexist) Media, Cont.

In which the NYTimes suggest Hillary Clinton isn’t a real lady because: Marco Rubio. Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two

In which the 2016 Goat Rodeo Contenders distinguish themselves with bigotry. Continue reading

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In Which We Offer Some Advice To Marco Rubio

Rake Stepping for Speed and Accuracy Paul Waldman at the National Prospect answers his own question, Why Haven’t Republicans Caught On to Marco Rubio? “As a liberal, Walker scares me, because among the serious Republican presidential candidates, I suspect he’s … Continue reading

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Full-Facepalm

Sorry for the lack of funny today, but this news story really got me: A group of 47 Republican senators has written an open letter to Iran’s leaders warning them that any nuclear deal they sign with President Barack Obama’s … Continue reading

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