Tag Archives: Louie Gohmert
In which we note the return of grifter Ralph Reed to the Goat Rodeo. Hold onto your wallets! Continue reading
Screwie Louie apologizes for blaming the GOP broads for the failure of passing an abortion ban: “I have nothing but respect for the females in our conference,” continued Gohmert, noting that he disliked how they were put in this position, … Continue reading
Shorter Screwie Louie: he should just paraphrase Freud: “What do broads really want?” But here’s what he really said: “Most of the conference was 100 percent in favor of the bill that was going to be brought to the floor. … Continue reading
Screwie Louie, who recently was awarded the “Deep East Texas Legislator of the Year 2015” by his constituents: Congressman Louie Gohmert was recognized as the “Deep East Texas Legislator of the Year 2015.” The award is given biannually to a … Continue reading
Today In Irresponsibility… “As far as I know, I’m okay. But do any of us really know for sure?” —Screwie Louie telling us that he doesn’t have the ebowlar disease… he thinks. I guess because he comes from Texas?
Screwie Louie Gohmert tells us that the politically correct Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama thinks that climate change is more deadly than the Ebowlers and would kill Thomas Foley before Isis beheaded him: The man is a national treasure.
I’m certain that if Screwie Louie competed against a sack of doorknobs on Jeopardy! that he would lose.
Even without Iago Eric Cantor plotting a coup against John Boehner, revolution is still fomenting! “In tough times, it doesn’t mean you play timid, it means to play bold, and I don’t see that. And you know what? Time’s up,” … Continue reading
“Playing politics! Us, playing politics with this issue [immigration]… It’s a threat to our existence! It occurs to me that this president is to our Constitution as Putin is to Ukraine.” —Screwie Louie Gohmert