Tag Archives: Levi Johnston

Levi Johnston’s Reality Show

Posted on March 30, 2010 by tengrain

The anti-Mooselini is going head-to-head with the Wasilla Chillbillies. While I think I now know more than I ever wanted to know about all the grifters in Alaskastan, I gotta admit that I am on team Levi. He’s doing us … Continue reading →

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Posted on November 14, 2009 by tengrain

Mooselini claims that she did not know that Levi and Bristol were having sex.

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“Light or dark meat, Todd?”

Posted on November 13, 2009 by tengrain

Mooselini invites Levi Johnston to Thanksgiving Dinner.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the poetry of Levi Johnston

Posted on November 5, 2009 by tengrain

I have to admit he got me on the fat kids part.

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The Sperminator speaks!

Posted on October 27, 2009 by tengrain

Yes, the world is soon to see a new side of Levi Johnston, the sperm donor to Mooselini’s daughter, the infamous Sex Educator Bristol Palin, and father of little Trip Palin (the likeable Palin), as Levi prepares to show the … Continue reading →

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This just in: Mooselini is a fame whore

Posted on July 10, 2009 by tengrain

Poor, monosyllabic Levi Johnston, turkey baster to noted Abstinence Educator and un-wed single mother Bristol Palin, said that he thinks Mooselini quit being the Grifter Princess of Alaskastan so she could cash in on some of the offers that she … Continue reading →

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News update from Levi Johnston!

Posted on April 23, 2009 by tengrain

CNN The seed donor of the youngest Palin (Tripp), Levi Johnston, appeared on the Living Museum of 80s Power Suspenders and cleared up so many mysteries around, well, stuff. King: When it began to be sexual and romantic [with Bristol], … Continue reading →

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From the Crayon-stained wretches department

Posted on April 22, 2009 by tengrain

Levi Johnston shopping tell-all to finance custody battle for son! – The National Enquirer Well, this ought to make Queen Mooselini of Alaskastan go nonlinear. UPDATE: The Living Museum of 80s Power Suspenders will have Levi and his sister, Trashella, … Continue reading →

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