Tag Archives: Joni Ernst

The Company You Keep

(Click to see a rogues gallery of people who pal around with child molesters) Guilt by association is unfair, but let’s face it: someone, somewhere made the calculation (before the bombshell confession of Josh Duggar’s child molesting ways) that it … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Brian Williams might not be the only person exaggerating an Iraq memory. Sen. Joni Ernst is only now being questioned about her much-repeated claim of being the only Senator who has actual experience in a war zone, though she never … Continue reading

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Riding High on the Hog

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) has crowned Joni Ernst (thanks a lot, Li’l Luke) and there will be no examining her record. She’s been anointed a rising star, and because she appears to be housebroken (unlike Mooselini) and … Continue reading

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The Curse Of The SOTU Rebuttal Continues!

It wasn’t only bread bags after all: Joni Ernst’s Family Got Hundreds Of Thousands In Farm Subsidies The truth about her family’s farm roots and living within one’s means, however, is more complex. Relatives of Ernst (née: Culver), based in … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee

Animal husbandry enthusiast IA senate candidate Joni Ernst returns a pig stye to present some of her policy ideas, including what has to be the worst idea ever: a balanced budget amendment.

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“I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!”

Give it up for the comedy stylings of The Stench!: “Be sure to tip the balance of power on your way out!” Failed 2012 Goat Rodeo rider The Willard Mechanism tries his hand at the open-mic, or maybe it’s the … Continue reading

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Somewhere John C. Calhoun is Smiling

Famous castration scholar and Iowa’s Republican candidate for Senate Joni Ernst understands that to stop the spread of socialized medicine all you need to do is arrest the Federal Government: question was: “Will you support legislation to nullify ObamaCare and … Continue reading

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