Tag Archives: John McCain

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

“To claim last night, also, our president saying ISIS is not Islamic, um, ISIS says they’re Islamic,” Palin continued. “They are so full of deception that America should be concerned with the policies that are going on. And, as I … Continue reading

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That Moment When…

…you realize you just called Hillary Clinton president, and you are John McCain.

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Woman Hating Woman Still Hates Women

Phylus Schlafly has written another screed about feminism. The HuffPo have a Q&A, and I could not help but notice this exchange: Where were conservatives when the divorce rate got out of hand? Phyllis: They were quietly raising their own … Continue reading

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“Dammit, Traitor Joe…”

Getty Images “…I told you what Matzoh does to me!”

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Arizonastan is hard-core!

…I mean, sending their old coots off into the desert to die? Why not let the Death Panels do their thing?

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I blame D r i f t g l a s s for iMageddon

…but of course, Drifty blamed Bluegal…

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It’s that old man smell

USA Today tells us that… Petraeus slumped over in mid-sentence while answering a question from Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. (We hope he is OK.)

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I demand to see the Frog’s papers!

Arizonastan must be a magical place, full of wingnuts, old air conditioners, and singing frogs. Anyway, their crazy crackpot and racist governor Jan Bradey Brewer produced a commercial with a puppet that resembles the other famous Arizona puppet, Grandpa Walnuts, … Continue reading

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Mavericky Grandpa Walnuts is new & improved without maverickness

Jeebus, horrible old cave-fish monster Grandpa Walnuts 2.0 has put everything on the table in his vampire-like quest for eternal senatorial life, and is now friends with the US Chamber of Commerce. You may recall that in Grandpa Walnuts 1.x … Continue reading

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I hope that Grandpa Walnuts gives a splash towel to…

Dana Milbanks, the Dick Whisperer, hard, at work …The Dick Whisperer for this column. Sweet Jeebus, you can almost see his lower lip quiver, and hear the beating of his fluttering eyelids. Dana, Dana, Dana. It would never work out. … Continue reading

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