Tag Archives: Jeb Bush

One Lump of Stupid or Two

In which the 2016 Goat Rodeo Contenders distinguish themselves with bigotry. Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, or Two

So PPP has a new poll (fair warning: it’s a PDF) that shines a bright light on the brain trust that is the modern Republican, and while we probably could have saved them a few Amero$ and told them that … Continue reading

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POP QUIZ!

Millennials for Jeb is selling… a flask because Chimpy was a boozer, why not raise money for NotChimpy by selling flasks, thus proving that The Smart Bush is his own man! I’m already howling that there is such a thing … Continue reading

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About The Smart Bush Being His Own Man… UPDATED

The Great Orange Satan tells us: In light of that claim, it’s interesting to consider the foreign policy advisers with whom Jeb Bush has, as his own man, chosen to surround himself. Like Tom Ridge and Michael Chertoff, George W.’s … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder: Jeb Bush

Well, that didn’t take long: “Jeb Bush accepted the resignation late Tuesday of the digital guru he had recruited for his likely 2016 presidential campaign after racially insensitive comments the aide previously made surfaced and threatened to undermine Bush’s bid … Continue reading

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Saddle-up Another Goat!

Chimpy’s younger brother Not Chimpy, you know: the smart one, now says that he is ‘Actively’ exploring running for preznint. But aside from Jeb reminding everyone about Terri Schiavo, and of course his appalling family, we’ve covered Not Chimpy’s candidacy … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat!

Jeb Bush Has a Mitt Romney Problem The long and short of it is that Not Chimpy ended his political career in 2007 with $1.1M in the bank, and he now is controlling three hedge funds with a combined value … Continue reading

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Jeb Bush, M.D.

Honest to blog, Chimpy’s Crime Family has an exclusive on being stupid: Jeb Bush: Obama ‘incompetent’ on Ebola So let’s go in the Way-Back Machine to 2005 to visit with Not-Chimpy to recall his performance during the media circus around … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

According to Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) the Bush Crime Family announced that Bush brother, Not Chimpy definitely might be thinking about running: George P. Bush, the son of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, says his father is … Continue reading

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Willard 2.0 gets The Endorsement

The only man in the country who could not run for the GOP nomination is Jeb Bush. After his brother Chimpy screwed the pooch and set fire to the family franchise while making fart noises with his armpit, Jeb (allegedly … Continue reading

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