Tag Archives: Jeb Bush

Your Claim Chowder Is Served

The Washington Examiner noticed the same thing we noticed: “Quinnipiac pollsters asked respondents a simple, open-ended question: “What is the first word that comes to mind when you think of Jeb Bush?” Quinnipiac published a table of all the responses … Continue reading

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¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® Speaks!

Silver Foot In Mouth And once again we turn to Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) to see how ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® deals with pushback… from seniors: GORHAM, N.H. — Jeb Bush defended comments he made Wednesday night … Continue reading

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No Sympathy for the Debbil

The Catholic Church says that The Debbil preys on the gullible and weak minded, so should we be surprised to learn that the rehab’ing of Blam-Blam leads directly to him and his minions coaching The Smart Bush on foreign policy? “Mr. … Continue reading

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The Company You Keep

(Click to see a rogues gallery of people who pal around with child molesters) Guilt by association is unfair, but let’s face it: someone, somewhere made the calculation (before the bombshell confession of Josh Duggar’s child molesting ways) that it … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

NotChimpy Jeb Bush made yet another trip to (dead Jerry Falwell’s) Liberty University (accredited in some locals, but not all), and to give the commencement address to Wingnuttia’s Yutes of Today. “Somebody here is being small-minded and intolerant, and it … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, TBOTP

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) breathlessly brings us the morning cuppa stupid: LAS VEGAS — Former President George W. Bush, appearing at a private dinner for Jewish Republican donors Saturday evening, suggested that his last name could be … Continue reading

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Who Needs An Apple Watch When…

In which we learn you don’t need to put cash down when buying Scott Walker. Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

“Jeb Bush, defending his efforts to keep alive Terri Schiavo, a brain-damaged woman, when he was governor of Florida, suggested on Friday that patients on Medicare should be required to sign advance directives dictating their care if they become incapacitated. … Continue reading

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Two Helpings of Claim Chowder

JEB BUSH Says He Will ‘Never’ Speak Ill of MARCO RUBIO And inside the story: Big Gulp makes the same claim about The Smart Bush®. I’m sure we will revisit this, so marking it for Claim Chowder.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

In which we wish everyone a happy Terri Schiavo Week. Continue reading

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