Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

Metaphors Are Hard, Jonah!

Posted on August 17, 2015 by tengrain

[Note to Tim Cook if you happen to be reading Mock, Paper, Scissors: Please do not move ahead with any plans to introduce Odor-ama technology. The stench coming from the National Review Online website is already too great to bear. … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 9, 2015 by tengrain

The Death of the Media It’s really rare that the so-called liberal media lays their cards clearly on the table, so this is really breath-taking in the extreme to me: “The conventional wisdom among Clinton’s supporters is that Clinton is … Continue reading →

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The Circular Firing Squad Of The Left

Posted on April 23, 2015 by tengrain

Just a comment to throw out into the void: So far, Hillary Clinton is the only announced candidate we have on the (alleged) Left. Just a small plea from a small blogger at a small blog: knock it off with … Continue reading →

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Goat Down!

Posted on April 14, 2015 by tengrain

So on Squint and the Meat Puppet… the 90% announced 2016 Goat Rodeo contestant and vagina-owning person Carly ‘Fire-Em-All’ Fiorina visited to do a little Republican sanctified sexism on Hillary Clinton (as we predicted): “You have an amazing round of … Continue reading →

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Driving the Day!

Posted on April 13, 2015 by tengrain

So Hillary Clinton finally announced, and is currently in the Scooby-Doo van driving for 17-hours from upstate NY to Iowa, no doubt by now the 100 Bottles of Beer song has been sung and most of the 50-state license plates … Continue reading →

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Your Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid is Served

Posted on April 12, 2015 by tengrain

In which we learn that benghazi!, Benghazi!, BENGHAZI!!1! is still alive, and that our free and unfettered press is still dead. Continue reading →

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The Death of the (Sexist) Media, Cont.

Posted on April 11, 2015 by tengrain

In which the NYTimes suggest Hillary Clinton isn’t a real lady because: Marco Rubio. Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote, Rhett or Ashleigh Edition

Posted on April 7, 2015 by tengrain

In which Senatorette Hucklberry Closetcase shows her bitchy side. Continue reading →

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The 2016 Goat Rodeo: An Update

Posted on November 10, 2014 by tengrain

When last we saw famous plagiarist, immigrant-dodging land-speed record holder and shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL, he was trolling Hillary Clinton. You didnt think it could get worse than your book tour? It did. Courtesy of the U.S. voters: https://t.co/kGAZVFq7ze … Continue reading →

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Your Daily Benghazi

Posted on November 2, 2014 by tengrain

If Republicans take over the Senate, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) will take the gavel at the Armed Services Committee. He is almost certain to turn the spotlight back onto the Obama administration’s missteps in Benghazi — especially the ones that … Continue reading →

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