Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

Metaphors Are Hard, Jonah!

[Note to Tim Cook if you happen to be reading Mock, Paper, Scissors: Please do not move ahead with any plans to introduce Odor-ama technology. The stench coming from the National Review Online website is already too great to bear. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

The Death of the Media It’s really rare that the so-called liberal media lays their cards clearly on the table, so this is really breath-taking in the extreme to me: “The conventional wisdom among Clinton’s supporters is that Clinton is … Continue reading

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The Circular Firing Squad Of The Left

Just a comment to throw out into the void: So far, Hillary Clinton is the only announced candidate we have on the (alleged) Left. Just a small plea from a small blogger at a small blog: knock it off with … Continue reading

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Goat Down!

So on Squint and the Meat Puppet… the 90% announced 2016 Goat Rodeo contestant and vagina-owning person Carly ‘Fire-Em-All’ Fiorina visited to do a little Republican sanctified sexism on Hillary Clinton (as we predicted): “You have an amazing round of … Continue reading

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Driving the Day!

So Hillary Clinton finally announced, and is currently in the Scooby-Doo van driving for 17-hours from upstate NY to Iowa, no doubt by now the 100 Bottles of Beer song has been sung and most of the 50-state license plates … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid is Served

In which we learn that benghazi!, Benghazi!, BENGHAZI!!1! is still alive, and that our free and unfettered press is still dead. Continue reading

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The Death of the (Sexist) Media, Cont.

In which the NYTimes suggest Hillary Clinton isn’t a real lady because: Marco Rubio. Continue reading

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The Morning Quote, Rhett or Ashleigh Edition

In which Senatorette Hucklberry Closetcase shows her bitchy side. Continue reading

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The 2016 Goat Rodeo: An Update

When last we saw famous plagiarist, immigrant-dodging land-speed record holder and shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL, he was trolling Hillary Clinton. You didnt think it could get worse than your book tour? It did. Courtesy of the U.S. voters: https://t.co/kGAZVFq7zeContinue reading

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Your Daily Benghazi

If Republicans take over the Senate, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) will take the gavel at the Armed Services Committee. He is almost certain to turn the spotlight back onto the Obama administration’s missteps in Benghazi — especially the ones that … Continue reading

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