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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Some Fries with your stupid, Ted Cruz Kevin Swanson, our favorite fetus-fondling god-botherer who as you may recall said that he would roll around in cow poop and sit on the steps rather than attend the wedding of a gay … Continue reading

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The Only Ted Cruz Ad You’ll Ever Need

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The High-pitched Whine of Ted Cruz, Cont.

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood The man with Joe McCarthy’s good looks and Richard Nixon’s sweat glands, Ted Cruz wanted us to feel sorry for him, again: “I would note that the last four questions have … Continue reading

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As If You Need Another Reason to Hate Facebook

I am reminded again of all the reasons I deleted my Facebook account—sorry Mark, but I never wanted to be the product YOU sell to advertisers. It’s not just the weird bigoted rants from crazy people or the occaisional former … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz

What part of suicide belt does this drooling fuckknuckle not understand?

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Tell That To Dr. Tiller, Ted

BuzzFeed: “There is no meaningful risk of Christians committing acts of terror,” Cruz told reporters, according to the Washington Post. “If there were a group of radical Christians pledging to murder anyone who had a different religious view than they, … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk About The Weather With Ted Cruz!

Lick a finger and stick it up… This is like watching two not-very-bright toddlers babble at each other on a play date. Also/too: Cruz’s voice just makes me cringe.

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About Last Night…

I didn’t watch The Speech. I almost never do. From the first SOTU address (‘You lie!”) I knew that there is nothing President Obama could ever say that would get through the reflexive, instinctive disrespect that Y’all Qaeda would show … Continue reading

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Want a Second Helping Of Fries With Your Stupid

"Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government. — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 10, 2014 Jeebus, Cruz is as dumb as he looks and he has accepted a shit-ton of … Continue reading

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Today In Sedition

Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz suggests to noted hate radio personality Steve Deace that people of faith should just ignore laws that they don’t agree with, especially those dealing with gay americans:

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