Tag Archives: High-pitched Bitch Squealers of Note

Egrets, Ayatollah Ted Has Had A Few

If you can make it through the really bad coach-in-the-locker-room speech by the chunky white dude at the beginning, to listen to the high-pitched whine of Wilma Ballsdrop Ted Cruz’s voice, you will hear perhaps the only honest thing Cruz … Continue reading

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The Only Ted Cruz Ad You’ll Ever Need

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Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz

And we are now at the point of The 2016 Goat Rodeo where the going has gotten weird and the weird have turned pro. The Ayatollah Ted is our case study this morning. Let’s listen in as he just starts … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk About The Weather With Ted Cruz!

Lick a finger and stick it up… This is like watching two not-very-bright toddlers babble at each other on a play date. Also/too: Cruz’s voice just makes me cringe.

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Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink The Pride of Stanford University, Rev. Fishsticks says the maths is hard. Strategy! – VA’s own theocrat and candidate for gubnor The Cooch is doing badly in the polls, especially with the skirts. … Continue reading

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