Tag Archives: Gulf Oil Gusher

Weepy the Orange Weeps More

Hahahaha! Now I know why Weepy wanted the US Taxpayer to pick up the tab for BP’s environmental disaster: he bought about $50,000 of BP stock, which –HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA! — he bought right before the rig blew up real good. Which … Continue reading

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This Olympic moment is brought to you by…

…BP. And of course the USOC is just fine with BP as sponsors. In sports, Big Money is the same, no matter how tainted it might be. Anyone else think it will be unintentionally hillarious to watch olympic class swimmers … Continue reading

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Separated at Birth?

Boss Hog and Haley Barbour, separated at birth? By Tengrain “Barbour, a former Chairman of the Republican National Committee, has consistently insisted that pretty much every reaction to the spill has been an overreaction.” (TPM)

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Get thee to Dcap’s place, STAT

DCap gives us A Child’s Treasury of Oil Spills.

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Florida, land of the newly wed and the nearly dead

Epcot by AwesomeFlorida.com BP’s slick will be on the Florida Peninsula by the weekend. But meanwhile a saw that the robot subs were using to cut the pipe has gotten stuck. Is anything going as planned?

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Someone needs to change Vitter’s diaper…

…there’s something oily in it: What happens when you’re a small government, pro-business conservative and your state gets pummeled by one of the worst man made disasters ever – not five years after getting pummeled by one of the worst … Continue reading

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Hell must be running out of demons

BP hires Cheney spokeswoman to lead PR effort No mention if BP plans to shoot an old dude in the face yet.

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Pleasantville, revisited

Thus, the media begins the rehabilitation of The GOP’s favorite in-house Exorcist and noted volcano monitor, professional Mr. Rogers’ Impersonator and Governor of Louisiana, Bobby “Bubba” Jindal: Constantly jumping in and out of National Guard helicopters and drawing up plans … Continue reading

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Taking asses and kicking names

Getty – President Carebear sprouts antlers, he’s so angry. President Carebear has fired Liz Birnbaum, who was the head of Porn and Meth administration that also (too?) was somehow in charge of oil rig inspections. However, Ken Salazar says that … Continue reading

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BP Theater presents…

The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: they’re pissed off.

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