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The Kushners Are Invited To Tour China…

…to review their assets? Bloomgerg: China has invited President Donald Trump’s daughter and son-in-law to visit later this year, according to people familiar with the matter, in the latest sign of the first family’s growing influence over foreign affairs. Details … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Eh Mooselini?

It probably comes as little surprise to anyone paying attention but SarahPAC, the political action committee for Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini continues to spend less on candidates than it does on, well, the Boreal Narcissus. The National … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Grifters Gotta Grift As was foretold, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs saved us from economic collapse this past April.

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The Morning Quote

“Ten years from now, whatever [Aaron Schock is] doing, he will be successful at. I promise you that,” [Aaron’s father] Richard Schock said in an interview outside his home Wednesday. “Two years from now he will be successful if he’s … Continue reading

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How Jeebus Won Kansas For Brownback

Grifters Gotta Grift Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs has New Apostolic Reformation leader Chuck Pierce on her show who explains that he was on the telephone with Jeebus’ Dad and got instruction on how … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Here’s Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta Cindy Jacobs telling us in April of 2014 that Sweet Baby Jeebus personally told her that Alabama was gonna be the throw-down state for stopping Marriage Equality (you will find … Continue reading

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From The Legal Mind of Grifter Ted Cruz

From Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz’s Senate Web page: “This is judicial activism at its worst. The Constitution entrusts state legislatures, elected by the People, to define marriage consistent with the values and mores of … Continue reading

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Ken Ham Isn’t Hiring!

Jeebus on a dino and zip-line ministries founder Ken Hamm’s latest grift, The Ark Encounter, has yet to get off the ground (er, on the zip line? In the water?) in Kentucky, and they are re-applying for a state tax … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With a Side of Stupid

#SCOTUS ruled in favor of religious freedom by taking a stand w/ #HobbyLobby. Religious liberty will remain intact: http://t.co/3QfueOReXC — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) June 30, 2014 Rand Paul just gave us yet another clue that his version of Libertarianism … Continue reading

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The 1% Kristallnacht, cont.

Sociopath is shocked: Venture capitalist Tim Draper says he is getting “close” to collecting the necessary 800,000 signatures needed to get his “Six Californias” measure before state voters in 2014 — but he acknowledges his own internal polling shows Silicon … Continue reading

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