Tag Archives: GOP

Because We Love A Good Apology In The Key of Dog Whistle

The Oklahoma GOP has apologized for (unfavorably) comparing starving poor children to wild animals: “Last night, there was a post on our OKGOP Facebook page, and it was misinterpreted by many. I offer my apologies for those who were offended … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Reince?

Hey guys, remember the other day when obvious anagram Reince Preibus (thanks Charlie!) sort of punted his job to Fox News and told them to figure out how to handle Y’all Qaeda’s debates because he is really bad at his … Continue reading

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GOP Women Are Revolting

So Republican’s Y’all Qaeda faction accidentally lost the latest skirmish on the War on Women when the Republican Women in Congress scuttled the 20-week abortion ban: House Republican leaders abruptly dropped plans late Wednesday to hold votes on an anti-abortion … Continue reading

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The GOP Rebranding, Cont.

There continues to be some glitches in obvious anagram Reince Priebus’ epic rebranding of The Confederacy, er, GOP: Several Republican congresswomen are reportedly splitting from their party on a national abortion bill that’s scheduled for a vote in the House … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, has left the GOP: America is careening toward cliff’s edge (if we haven’t already gone over it). The next … Continue reading

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How Could Rand Paul Resist

Politico is winning the morning! Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) has snatched one of the GOP’s young digital stars from likely primary opponent Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). Vincent Harris and his Austin-based firm Harris Media late Monday joined up with RANDPAC, … Continue reading

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How’s That Rebranding Workin’ Out, Reince?

Keep it up, boys. We love it when you do this. — The Dems

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Hasta Mañana, GOP

Well, the GOP has decided to go the full nutty Bachmann-King route and deport literally everyone: In a vote likely to exacerbate their party’s demographic problems, House Republicans passed legislation on Friday night to effectively require the deportation of everyone … Continue reading

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Breaking: Water Seeks Its Own Level

Kansas Democrat Rep. Jan Pauls who opposes choice and same-sex marriage leaves party for GOP: “I’ve made the relatively easy decision to go from being a Blue Dog Democrat to being a blue-collar Republican,” Pauls said. It will be quite … Continue reading

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The GOP has a way to shut that whole thing down

This is like the non-apology apology, methinks: GOP men tutored in running against women. It’s from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie), so be forewarned! Anyway, the gist of it is that like Mars, the GOP needs women. And … Continue reading

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