Tag Archives: Duck Dynasty

From The You Cannot Make This S*** Up Dept.

Famous unwed mother and religious scold Maggie Gallagher, founder of the failed social engineering project National Organization for Marriage, cites a Pew Research Poll that shows support for Marriage Equality falling, and gives credit to… wait for it… Duck Dynasty. … Continue reading

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Do You Take Stupid in Your Coffee?

“In this case, you either have to convert [ISIS] — which I think would be next to impossible. I’m not giving up on them, but I’m just saying either convert them or kill them. One or the other.” –Foreign policy … Continue reading

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The Crass Menagerie

The reality TV stars will next release “The Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible,” a King James translation of the Old and New Testaments that will include branded features about the family. The Bible, which will be published Oct. 28 … Continue reading

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