Tag Archives: Dick Cheney

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Liz?

Blam-Blam’s little squirt, Liz Cheney has written a book-like thing again. “As a mother and as a patriot”, Liz is determined to join the family franchise? Yes. Here’s a free taste, courtesy of the email thingie that Tiger Beat on … Continue reading

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No Sympathy for the Debbil

The Catholic Church says that The Debbil preys on the gullible and weak minded, so should we be surprised to learn that the rehab’ing of Blam-Blam leads directly to him and his minions coaching The Smart Bush on foreign policy? “Mr. … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter have joined the growing list of guest stars for the third TV movie in the [Sharknado] phenomenon, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. Launching in July, Sharknado 3 will be set in Washington, D.C., this time … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Retraction

The NYTimes suddenly remembers that Dick Blam-Blam Cheney was actually not the president. Correction: September 9, 2014 An earlier version of a summary with this article misstated the former title of Dick Cheney. He was vice president, not president. Now, … Continue reading

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The Wrath of Blam-Blam

Blam-Blam and his little Squirt, the most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever Liz Cheney wrote an editorial: here’s an excerpt – Those who say the invasion of Iraq in … Continue reading

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The Beast Re-Assembles Itself

Somewhere, Dick Cheney is smiling. And probably eating kitten-la-bobs with his follow neocons. BAGHDAD — He took millions of dollars from the C.I.A., founded and was accused of defrauding the second-biggest bank in Jordan and sold the Bush administration a … Continue reading

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Take THAT, Cheney!

Fat-fingered would-be Citizen Kane Roger Ailes’ favorite fetish doll Megyn Kelly gives former Vice Preznint Blam-Blam the proverbial birdshot in the face that he so richly deserves:

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The Sigh of Relief Heard Around the World

What if you go hunting for charity with Blam-Blam… today we learn: Dick Cheney’s hunt ended without a bang as the Remington team won. This is news because last time Blam-Blam went hunting, it did end in a bang (though … Continue reading

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Anniversaries

The WaPo has a long memory and marks that 5 years ago today, Dick Cheney shot his load in the face of Dick Whittington, and Cheney forever earned the Mock, Paper, Scissors nom de guerre of Blam-Blam. Cheney still has … Continue reading

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On Restoring Honor…

Exactly 47 years to the day after Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream speech from the feet of the Lincoln Memorial, America’s Favorite Free-Range Conspiracy Theorist, Glenn Beck took to the same stage to dog-whistle to the simple-minded the … Continue reading

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