Tag Archives: Dancing with the Stars

Brisket’s on DWTS competition… Dad?

Is there anyone she hasn’t hoisted a thigh over? In the on-going war of the Palins’ to demean all of their kids to keep ’em in their place as human shields, Mooselini reveals that Dancing with the Stars wanted Todd … Continue reading

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Mooselini: Winning Hearts and Minds

I don’t watch the teevee machine, and so I have missed out on the bump and grind that America’s Favorite Abstinence Educator and Unwed Teenage Mother, Bristol Palin does every week to sell cornflakes and whatnot for her corporate sponsor. … Continue reading

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please, Please, PLEASE!

Mooselini’s daughter, the notorious abstinence educator and single mother, and proprietress of her own consulting company, will be on Dancing with the Stars! We’re hoping that the Bugman will return to the program. It would be a dream come true … Continue reading

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Maybe he should audition for Glee?

Sweet Jebus! This is horrible stuff, it ought to come with some sort of parental warning. Yes, that’s Tom DeLay. God, did he mug a barbershop pole for that shirt? UPDATE 1: DeLay quits! CONTEST: What should we suggest to … Continue reading

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