Tag Archives: Chris Christie

2016 Goat Rodeo Special Announcement: Chris Christie Is In, Guys!

In which the bridge to the economy of the 21st Century is shut down by Chris Christie. Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For My VP And thus we prove once more that a drowning man will swim to a sinking ship. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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You Gotta Spend Money To Make Money

In which we declare that Chris Christie’s entry into the 2016 Goat Rodeo is a scratch. Continue reading

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The Stupid: It’s Catching

Oh, lord love a duck, Ebola researcher and infectious disease public health expert Chris Christie seems to have infected other potential GOP 2016 Goat Rodeo contenders. Carly ‘Fire’em All’ Fiorina said: “I think there’s a big difference between — just … Continue reading

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Dr. Chris Christie, M.D.

Famous Ebola researcher Chris Christie has extended his expertise to other infectous diseases and public health policy about vaccinating children: “It’s more important what you think as a parent than what you think as a public official. I also understand … Continue reading

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Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Renowned bridge enthusiast NJ Gov. Chris Christie has launched a PAC. NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has taken his firmest step yet toward running for president, launching an organization that allows him to raise money for … Continue reading

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As Heather Said…

“It’s just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people at the school and failing miserably. Is that paté?” (Hat tip: Scissorhead GRS)

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