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Brisket® Palin: Always a Bride’s Maid

In which we learn that Bristol Palin is back on the market. Continue reading

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His Luck Was Bound To Wear Out

Bristol Palin announces engagement to Medal of Honor winner on Facebook (And I didn’t know one could be awarded a Medal of Honor on Facebook.) Yup: Brisket® is getting herself hitched to this guy:

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Fashion Week: Brisket® Palin Approved Prom Gowns

Our sometimes pal, brawlin’ Brisket® Palin , the most famous unwed teenage mom of our time, is giving a shout-out to fellow Dancing with the Stars, um, hoofer, Sadie Robertson for her choice of prom gowns! You see, they are … Continue reading

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Bristolnacht, Cont. #PalinBrawl

< The Smoking Gun has the police report. Heh. The reports list Bristol Palin, 23, as a suspect, her brother Track, 26, as a victim, and Sarah Palin and her husband Todd as witnesses. A third Palin child, 20-year-old Willow, … Continue reading

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Bristolnacht, cont. #PalinBrawl

Alaska’s part-time-governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has taken to the might pages of her MyFace Place and acknowledged, sort of, the fight in Alaskastan: My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to … Continue reading

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Brisket Palin acknowledges evolution

Jeebus. You cannot make up stuff like this.

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Brisket’s on DWTS competition… Dad?

Is there anyone she hasn’t hoisted a thigh over? In the on-going war of the Palins’ to demean all of their kids to keep ’em in their place as human shields, Mooselini reveals that Dancing with the Stars wanted Todd … Continue reading

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Mooselini: Winning Hearts and Minds

I don’t watch the teevee machine, and so I have missed out on the bump and grind that America’s Favorite Abstinence Educator and Unwed Teenage Mother, Bristol Palin does every week to sell cornflakes and whatnot for her corporate sponsor. … Continue reading

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please, Please, PLEASE!

Mooselini’s daughter, the notorious abstinence educator and single mother, and proprietress of her own consulting company, will be on Dancing with the Stars! We’re hoping that the Bugman will return to the program. It would be a dream come true … Continue reading

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The horror, the horror (Updated)

Courtesy of Scissorhead Keithnotkeith Remember a couple of days ago, MPS showed you the trailer for Bristol Palin’s acting debut? Me neither! But anyway, GawkerTV has the full-Monty. Fair warning! It’s bad. It’s amazingly bad. Bristol is as good an … Continue reading

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