Tag Archives: BP
NYTimes Karma is a bitch. Remember the formaldehyde-laden FEMA trailers that Chimpy used to try to kill the displaced poor people of New Orleans? They are back, and BP is using them to kill house the Oil Gusher clean-up workers. … Continue reading
Wired tells us that the oil from the gulf will be in the Atlantic by “no later than October.“
Hahahaha! Now I know why Weepy wanted the US Taxpayer to pick up the tab for BP’s environmental disaster: he bought about $50,000 of BP stock, which –HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA! — he bought right before the rig blew up real good. Which … Continue reading
In response to the sharp fall in the US, BP said it was “not aware of any reason which justifies this share price movement”.
…there’s something oily in it: What happens when you’re a small government, pro-business conservative and your state gets pummeled by one of the worst man made disasters ever – not five years after getting pummeled by one of the worst … Continue reading
BP hires Cheney spokeswoman to lead PR effort No mention if BP plans to shoot an old dude in the face yet.
Getty – President Carebear sprouts antlers, he’s so angry. President Carebear has fired Liz Birnbaum, who was the head of Porn and Meth administration that also (too?) was somehow in charge of oil rig inspections. However, Ken Salazar says that … Continue reading
…we think it prudent to remind our readers to not try this at home. Oops, wrong vid. They are gonna try an’ clog the pipe using a lot drilling oil, which sounds gross to me, and remember, not all lubricants … Continue reading
The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: they’re pissed off.