Tag Archives: Ben Quayle

Goodbye Ben, we hardly knew ye

Former pornographer–who got his mother’s looks and his father’s brains–Ben Quayle lost his re-election primary last night following his now-infamous late-night swim in the Sea of Galilee, of which he alleges to have done only to scoop up some water … Continue reading

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Ben Quayle is a hermaphrodite says robotic/space alien wife

Sweet Baby Jeebus! The Imagineers at Disney have been busy repurposing their awesome Hall of Presidents super robotic technology to make replicants to run for office, or maybe aliens walk amongst us! Who are these unblinking people that speak to … Continue reading

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Walk a Thousand Miles in Ben Quayle’s Shoes

When Ben Quayle throws clichés at us, we have to throw some back. It takes a spark to light a fire You have to break an egg to make an omelette Only you can prevent forest fires Maybe if he … Continue reading

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Even in his own fantasies, Ben Quayle is not hung

Some readers may recall a magical time in the late ’80s and early ’90s when the asshole father of Chimpy McStagger was in the White House, and his Dick Cheney was some idiot named Dan Quayle, who had a special … Continue reading

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