Tag Archives: Barack Obama

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Scott Walker

Livewire tells us: “Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) said he still doesn’t know whether Barack Obama is Christian, months after a spokesperson had to clarify that the governor wasn’t casting doubt on the President’s faith. “The Republican presidential candidate said … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted

“I look at Barack Obama and I see the worst president of my lifetime, without question. I used to have significant criticism of Jimmy Carter, but compared to Barack Obama and the damage he is doing to the nation—it’s a … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan woke up on election day clutching a tear-stained voting stub from 1980 and an hollow pineapple shell. Looking around, she recognized that she was still in The Aviary (the clever nickname she gave her … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

From Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini’s MyFace page: No Drama Obama’s Summer Casual Agenda for America (or What He Didn’t Do On My Summer Vacation) There is absolutely nothing important going on in the world right now. …which … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With a Side of Stupid

World Nut Daily tells us that The Kenyan Usurper not only is lying about his place of birth, also he’s lying about his age: On Tuesday of this week, Barack Obama turned 53. Or so we were told.

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The blog’s old pal, Ewick Ewickson is calling, not subtly, for the impeachment of The Kenyan Usurper: 227 years ago, when the founders of the nation set about drafting the constitution, they gave the House of Representatives the exclusive power … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan completed watching the “Death Valley Days” marathon on her old black and white Philco television set in the back bedroom at the Aviary 2, the name she christened the new Penthouse (so large, so … Continue reading

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On Restoring Honor…

Exactly 47 years to the day after Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream speech from the feet of the Lincoln Memorial, America’s Favorite Free-Range Conspiracy Theorist, Glenn Beck took to the same stage to dog-whistle to the simple-minded the … Continue reading

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Mooselini, In her own words

I think [President Obama]’s quite complacent, and I think he’s in over his head, and he has poor advisers around him. And I think he’s really in flux when it comes to what his governing philosophy really is. Some of … Continue reading

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Draw up the impeachment papers, Doughy Pantload has the goods!

He spent about the same amount of research time as for his coloring book, Liberal Fascism: Doughy Pantload: Obama said on The View yesterday that he didn’t know who Snooki is. But here’s Obama at the White House Correspondents Dinner: … Continue reading

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